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happy one year anniversary to the time i was in vermont in a dorm with a carbon monoxide leak and jacked off to this painting

^my old mutual that got chased of the website for racefaking and making up fake family members that died in the holocaust as well as 1000000 other things like lying about being in special ed as a kid and lying about being in an arranged marriage and lying about getting hunted by the italian mafia

the Onion's new Infowars is so delightful. For all the bad things happening right now I really needed to hear Tim Heidecker's spot-on Alex Jones impression saying "Alex Jones popped like a balloon" to remind me that there is still some justice in the world

ohh my god but what if there is still time. what if there is still time. hey. there is still time? there is still time. have you heard. there is still time. hi. there is still time. did you know. there is still time.

if you want a sequel to Jerry Maguire, may I recommend the Baby Cries sketch from ITYSL