silly hours

I engage with fiction in a normal way. don’t look at my blog

there r so many emojis i always stumble across something like 🗜 and i think who the HELL would ever use this emoji. and then i think abt some guy who probably works w those things all the time n hes so happy he can use this emoji. and im happy for him

I wish it was rudy time all the time

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

you fucking idiot. you misread a social encounter. we're gonna fucking kill you

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

ppl who are shy at first but become obnoxious and loud once theyre comfortable around you r awesoem. hold on  a sec wait pt this text ost on hold. theres pirate ship outside my window right now whath the 

I LIVE BY A R river I CANT GET A CLEAR picture its turnign around

ok im writing. what the hell happens after The

"I'll snap her out of it" "RAPHAEL NO" the implication that 2k3 raph is ready to smack the shit out of an unconscious woman (april who keeps fainting on their couch) is so fucking funnyyyyy. he's on an advanced level of 2003-era feminism where he's like "well if i would wallop a dude in this situation then its actually sexist to not wallop a lady :) here i go—" and his dad is standing next to him desperately going "DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT" because there's not a single ounce of forethought that exists in that boy's head and the fact that he probably shouldn't be smacking the shit out of an unconscious person, at all, period, never even crossed his mind

for a while now i’ve been learning that some people kind of choose to hate themselves like you can give them tools and resources and advice and they’ll even follow some of it and go “i still hate myself” and i feel strongly at that point they’re kind of choosing to stay in that mindset because it’s comfortable and familiar or something but some people are truly [gotye voice] addicted to a certain kind of sadness and hooked on feeling low

you really do have to trick and teach your brain to stop catastrophizing and seeking out negative bias and like trust me i know how it sounds but if you wake up in the morning and say “it’s so shitty out i don’t wanna get up or do anything” your brain will Believe that and make it so. for months i had to force myself to follow up self-defeating thoughts with reasons why it’s still going to be a good day and what’s going good for me so i could teach my brain to work in the opposite direction and it works. takes a while and feels fake the whole time but you wake up one day and realize you actually really love yourself and there’s so much going for you and you can do everything you always wanted

are you "self-aware" or are you intellectualizing your emotions because you don't know how to feel them?