emma?

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

I think part of getting better is complete ego death. Like you’re not above setting a timer for 5 minutes and focusing on a task. You’re not above doing a very simple 3 minute workout to start. You’re not above reading for 10 minutes a day when you first get out of your reading slump, even if you used to read for hours. You’re not above starting slow and then building up to where you want to be/where you once were. What you are above is total inertia. Doing something really is better than doing nothing. Radically accept where you are, radically accept your limits, and go from there. Don’t let your ego get in the way.

give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do

World Heritage Post

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me