fresno nightcrawler is real and he's my neighbor

the distant cousin of "she would not fucking say that" and it's "she would NOT fucking wear that" about modded outfits for video game characters

Whatever you thought this was gonna be like, I promise you it's not that

My 5 year plan is to keep buying $8 frozen coffees until I die of preventable illness

forgotten middle child syndrome the number 68 stuck between her funny number siblings 67 and 69. is this anything.

*Strict father figure in a coming of age movie voice*: I swear that boy is going to get himself jeff the killed one day

i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars