homosensual

Also have you noticed the traditional skills that men are supposed to have are mostly all things that only come up for specific situations, like changing a tire when the tire goes out, fixing the house when it needs to be fixed, fixing the car when it won’t work, and the traditional skills expected of women are things that have to be done everyday and always, like doing the dishes, cooking, and taking care of children.

Men’s work is a solution to a problem and when it’s done it’s done. Women’s work is a never-ending tide of tasks that must be accomplished every day.

And the practical result of this is that when a woman doesn’t know how to change a tire or un-clog a pipe, she’s belittled for this apparently gaping chasm in her knowledge, despite the fact that you can go years on end without encountering some of these supposedly-essential skills - while (traditionally) nothing is ever said of men who can’t cook or don’t know how to clean their own clothes, despite having been fully immersed in both since their first day on this earth.

“eating out my boyfriend” and “sucking my girlfriend’s dick” are two extremely powerful and blessed sentences 

Funny how sex is an irresistible human urge when a man rapes a woman but when a woman gets pregnant and wants an abortion she should have been smarter and thought twice before having sex if she didn’t want a child

My reblog speed tho -

So quick

I think I’ve became the flash with how fast I rebloged this

shakespeare is not pretentious. fans of shakespeare are pretentious. shakespeare is twelve hundred dirty jokes strung together by increasingly ridiculous plotlines and increasingly homosexual characters. don’t let the archaic language fool you

did lil nas x just .. come out as gay ?

ngl i was shocked this WASNT a crowley cosplay

The fact that Michael Sheen knows what the 🍑🍆💦 emojis mean but also tried to peel an onion with a potato peeler is the funniest thing to me, like what a dichotomy of knowledge, this man has the most chaotic feral energy that I have ever seen