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The majority of people who report seeing ghosts are women. So why don’t you believe women? What other things do women report experiencing in great numbers do you think they’re lying about?

[guy whose parents are a Christmas elf and a dracula]: I just feel like I don't belong anywhere

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

day 1 of having an oc: i think shes gonna be an elf!

i looked through the notes to see what this was (it’s cyber city oedo 808) and ended up crying laughing at the wikipedia article for it

every so often people start liking and reblogging this post from me, and every time i forget how funny it is until i watch it again. hey bentn. don’t crap ya paants if ya see a vampire out deeah. get lost. you wouldn’t recognize a gaddam vampire if one jumped up and bit you on the end of your fucken dick. So just get off my back.