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"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[new to sadism] I'm gonna hurt the blood out of you

[new to masochism] no 😦

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."