Stories Sold Cheap

*loudly, bravely*: I think the spaceship is fuckable.

Honestly? I think they'd be more accepting of weird paraphilias like my barely hidden lust for the objectively sexy spaceship because they're directed at actual objects. Most of their anger comes from them seeing Rocky as an animal/pet because of his body plan or otherwise believing he is mentally deficient (due to his GRACE-MADE language translator being clunky). That's why they're mad. they're wrong, they're stupid, and they're loud about it.

like even putting aside that this is a completely fictional situation and we are all playing pretend, Rocky is a grown ass adult member of his species. He can talk to us. He's over the age of consent by his kind's standards, he's married, he has a job??? You don't have to find him fuckable (your loss!) but objectively there is nothing wrong with finding him hot or wanting him sexually!!! He's a really hot rock alien and we're making him fuck ryan gosling and there's nothing you can do to stop us.

earlier this week Twitter user ppuccin0 tweeted about a fashion article that advised against tops with large floral patterns, saying the wearer was in danger of looking like a "ロマンティックおばさん," or a "romantic auntie." the tweet went viral with many agreeing that a "romantic auntie" sounded like a very nice thing to aspire to be, and some even posted illustrations or photos tagged with the trend

illustration by Toyota Yuu (author of Cherry Magic)

illustration by 141shkw/Sora Midori (author of Beautiful Curse)

photos by Takinami Yukari (author of Motokare Mania and Watashi-tachi wa Mutsuu Ren'ai ga Shitai or "We Want A Painless Romance")

illustration by m:m (mangaka of Matataki no End Roll)

illustration by ooinuai (mangaka of Onikui Kitan)

illustration by ma2 (mangaka of The Reason We Fall In Love)

BONUS:

playing a healer is not actually bottoming for gamers, it’s definitely topping or at the very least power bottoming. You decide who lives and dies