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Happy pride to whatever ryan gosling and that space rock got going on

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omtai

the elephant in the room is actually really important for the feng shui of the place so i’d appreciate it if you left it alone

matchalatteenjoyer

“it’s so disheartening when sex crazed fans can’t just leave relationships platoni—”

NO. HE HAS TO FUCK THE ROCK.

#Rocky is my multiply traumatized blorbo who deserves every good happy thing in the universe #and that includes railing Ryan Gosling!!#phm

sharkfiinn

For me the gracerocky appeal is about how suffocatingly intimate everything about them is. Like, the level of vulnerability and trust they have to have with each other after taking the time to literally study each other inside and out. At that point something like sex is so far from feeling like a huge leap to make. They're each other's entire universe during those years on the Hail Mary, of course they would both be interested in what makes the other feel pleasure (and deriving pleasure from it themselves). Who cares about the barrier between them, they want to melt into each other's bodies and live there. They're practically a single organism by the time they reach Erid due to the forced proximity (although I doubt either of them would ever think of it as "forced").

For Grace specifically, I like to think that sex was always something he had issues with on Earth because he hated the vulnerability, and maybe also the expectations that came with it of having to do things the "right" way, having to ensure the other person feels fulfilled while never being sure how into it he actually is himself. With Rocky, it would be completely different, because Rocky has no existing expectations for what human sex is supposed to be, nor can he participate in some of the acts Grace might have had hang ups about to begin with. Rocky just wants Grace to show him what feels best for him. And Grace doesn't have to worry about not knowing how to be enough for Rocky because Rocky will tell him without judgment. They're both learning here. They're both trusting each other and nothing is going to fall apart if someone gets something wrong.

Sorry for the rant I never get this way about my favorite characters either idk what they put into gracerocky to make it like this. It's hot as hell though

UPVOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#phm #gracerocky #good good good

finnthephrog

remembering when my friend said she didn’t like the ending of Project Hail Mary and said that “Grace should’ve gone home” HE DID GO HOME

THATS THE FUCKING POINT

HE DIDNT HAVE A HOME ON EARTH AND HE FOUND A HOME IN ROCKY

#THERE WAS AN ENTIRE BEATLES NEEDLE DROP ABOUT IT!!#phm

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jasperrwrites

“are they lovers?” worse. they were supposed to be and never got the chance to

#strattland #phm

bisexualhunterbiden

Something that annoys me is the constant whining about "more queer spaces, more queer communities" but then they're immediately like "yeah! And we need ones that don't cost money or require a purchase!"

Girl that's exactly why they close down after a year. You NEED money to keep these places open. There's no magic Gay Money Pot with endless cash to keep these places open. It requires YOU to put your money where your values are!!

bisexualhunterbiden

Like there was a queer coffee shop in my city. Owned and operated by a bunch of LGBT people. Not a cishet on the schedule. Tons of young people raved about it.

And it made it about 2 years before shutting down completely. Because all those young people who begged for a place exactly like this would just show up, not buy a single thing, and leave. You cannot build a community without putting your money into it. This isn't about capitalism, this is just reality. You can't open a restaurant where no one buys your food. You can't have a gay bar that only serves 5% of the population and actively excludes everyone else. This is what I mean when I say people confuse "community" and "friend group." You're not obligated to spend money when hanging out with your friend group. But if you want a lasting community centered space, you need to open up that wallet.

sexboobomb

I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

sexboobomb

first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

sexboobomb

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

mbrainspaz

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

foldingfittedsheets

@chekhovs-tantrum

Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.

#I used 'stars in heaven' in a PHM fic and I rather like it

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don't it?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

make out with a frenemy. buy noise cancelling headphones. wear office inappropriate attire. quit a toxic workplace. improve your apartment. start a dog walking sidegig. get on first name basis with your local librarians. bully politicians at town hall meetings. get an unexpected piercing. cultivate farmer's market connections. trade recipes with a gossipy old neighbor. unionize your apartment complex. move to the countryside. let a friend take you larping. keep a sword on your mantleplace

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

get a tattoo on your 40th birthday. be tempted to buy a loom. do a charity drag show. sue your landlord. buy a really nice kitchen appliance. volunteer at an anarchist soup kitchen. rediscover a tv show you watched when you were 8. spam your state senators. shop at asian grocery stores. do cosplay. buy trans flags in bulk and mount them along the highway. go viral for unexpected reasons. move in with your best friend. make lemoncello with leftover lemon rinds. run for school board membership. explore pegging.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

update: i'm delighted to report this post has been responsible for at least one person dumping his ass

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

update: three four people

#unfortunately their ass is the only good thing in my life #I can't dump depression's ass #or capitalism's ass

vhen-harel

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clonedroids

Because I feel like kids of color don’t hear it enough: domestic abuse is not a part of your culture.

A lot of us were raised with the idea that “its normal for wives/children to get hit! it helps them learn– only white folk don’t get beaten when they misbehave”. That’s not true, white people aren’t the only ones who deserve a safe and abuse free environment. Black and brown people can and do have loving families.

If you’re in a situation where you are enduring abuse and people use your culture to justify it, I want you to know that what they’re telling you are lies.

dragon-in-a-fez

as someone who studies this: statistically speaking, child abuse (including “spanking”, because all forms of hitting children are abusive) is pretty much equally prevalent in households of all racial, ethnic, and cultural backgrounds. so yeah, don’t let people use the “culture” excuse on you, but also, don’t believe others are experiencing it less just because it’s less normalized in their culture to talk about it. we all gotta work together to fix this shit.

brown-spider

All the black & latino ppl who joked about Miles Morales saying “Whatever” to his parents, saying that he should “know he cant get away with that like white kids can” and “lmao did he forget that he’s black/has a latina mom???”

You aren’t better behaved because your parents beat you. “Knowing your place” did not make you more dignified than white children, you were being needlessly abused.

achillesinhighheels

"When Harlem Was" by Eric Bowman.

#art #that lighting!

memecucker

sunderedstar

#why wouldn't you do the math?#he's got Habsburg money #what else does he have to do with his time

pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event

bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

calamaricarlo

I love this website so much

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theseventhcrow55

i get so emotional every time i think about fanfic culture. it's just so beautiful that people are writing and anonymously posting these thousand-word stories about characters we all love and not even getting any money or public fame from it. it's literally just for the love of the game.

shout out to everyone who participates in fanfic culture, be it reading or writing fanfics. you are contributing to such a lovely thing <3

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Don't get me wrong, I'm a HUGE fan of the wildly varying forms of monsterfucking the Grocky squad has come up with--

But I also have a soft spot for Eridians just... not having an analogue for sex at all. It makes no sense to them and doesn't map to any of their common experiences.

However, the Portable Earth Thinking Machine makes it very clear that sexual wellness is beneficial to humans! It improves mood and mental health! So it goes right along everything else in the giant spreadsheet for the Care and Keeping of Grace.

So every couple of months he gets sent some kind of bizarre new xenonite fleshlight or turbo-dildo, and is expected to report back on its efficacy for the next iteration.

He's completely baffled and more than a little embarrassed. But they're also really good at it, so he doesn't complain.

#phm #project hail mary #ryland grace #Eridian science

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