not just mutuals but someone i’d eat a sandwich in the park with

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

being in your mid-late 20s is weird because you'll buy a chair and be like. really happy about the 'possibilities' the chair opens up for you.

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

KEEP HONKING i am listening to YACHT ROCK as LOUD AS I CAN MAKE IT because spiritually i am a DIVORCED FATHER OF TWO even though i have NO KIDS and am NOT nor have i EVER BEEN MARRIED

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

You know, when you said "negative-3 kill count," I, who haven't seen the anime, thought, "He resurrected 3 people?????" But I'm seeing here on the wiki that apparently resurrection in this anime is a terrible idea.

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once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

would y’all ever date someone with the same name as you?

I’m sorry for adding directly to a post but I went to a wedding once where the groom’s name was Loren and the bride’s name was Lauren and at the end the officiant was all “introducing Loren [surname] and Lauren [surname], husband and wife” and the entire assembled lost it

also sorry for adding on but at my high school there was a Dominic and a Dominique who were dating and everyone just called them “Dom and Dommer” which is honestly the funniest shit ever

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look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that