Cryptid Cosmonaut

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

These wonderful people have a single braincell to share but unfortunately none of them are using it

a broken link is a kind of dead wife

currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days

failed

per my last desperate howl at the heavens,

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

now that's a friend indeed

"Ignore the long Elmo" no I don't think I will

gibbon hug.gif is the sweetest image known to man

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

this could be the snart of something big