Cryptid Cosmonaut

Charlie Kirk is awfully quiet this pride, what gives?

me immediately after hanging out with someone: was i Weird and Cringe. do i need to be imprisoned

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

rock & roll

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

It’s a tony soprano summer

What this means

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

seeing a new pasta shape is memorable and exciting