BARK LIKE A GOD

don’t come near me. you’re just trying to domesticate me and it won’t work

Oh well. Guess I'll have to eat these pills wrapped in cheese all by my self.

@sandstonesunspear

Jesus Tapdancing Christ... THIS is a good welt pocket and the people who designed Simplicity 2895 ought to be blasted well ASHAMED of themselves for the crap way THEY wanted a welt pocket made. *SNARLS*

My ford got a hydrolic module with a jumping bean in it

bro are drivers insane? That's like the second car-related post on Tumblr with the amount of hatred literally not seen under any other type of post ever

Yeah the jumping bean makes the car jump over/across

Road rage is so bad because it's the same rage anyone would feel at a computer working wrong, (slow internet, program not doing what you want, whatever), but it raises the stakes to "possibly literally life or death".

Basically it works by containing the power of the mexigan jumping bean to fire the cylanders inside of the wheel hydraulics and create a massive jumping force

@localairport does this young man even have a pilots license

I’ll be real with you we don’t actually check, if you walk in with confidence and a pair of keys we dont question it.

What the fuck, I dreamed of this exact place. I was looking for gobies in the water

actually looking through the notes an alarming number of you have apparently been dreaming about this place? we may have a category five Wisconsin Incursion Event on our hands here

well it's probably too late for containment at this point, so everyone please line up and take your turn with the Rock Island Boat House Tulpa