Certified Unserious

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

men laughing together in public piss me off do that shit at home

I can’t sleep, I have to torture myself psychologically

being my mutual means we’re in a parasocial relationship automatically

are u going to make it weird or do i have to??

I'm like if a missing person was literally right there

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold