mushroom asylum

My son gort the golden ticker

Grandson!

32 year old man posting a picture of himself with bedhead attached to the comment "My hair is so anime today" and in the corner of his room caught by the mirrors reflection you can see an emaciated old man hanging by pig iron chains from his wall with a puddle of filth beneath him

movie producer gf: i can fix her in post

i donated my body to science and a couple of highschoolers threw it off a bridge as an "experiment". they didnt even write anything down

Girl with a uniform fetish who is turned on by all things and concepts an equal amount

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

My uncle died of music malaria in the audio jungle

talking to offline friends about your online drama is good, because they’re like “not only does this not matter, but it’s actively pissing me off that you’re talking about this.” and then talking to hyper online friends is the opposite, because they’ll be like “omggg it was horrible, they dragged your corpse into the public square and everyone was taking turns pissing in your mouth!”

and it's like, okay can you at least describe it in a way that isn't hot?