everyone riding the train today got 250 xp after a level 32 dracula wandered onto the tracks

awake as shit just looking at images trying to understand anything

oobh i got plany off bobbin thread

Literally amazing that there’s a predator that goes “mrrp” and you’re allowed to have one in your house

Angel on my left shoulder telling me to do good. Devil on my right shoulder telling me to do bad. Rat on my head teaching me how to cook

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

most depictions of a trickster god are like. a really suave, tall man in a suit who is dangerous and can trap you with riddles. but i think the closest thing we have to a trickster god on earth is bob mortimer

Mugs by OXEcraft

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

DONT MIX BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE IT CREATES AMMONIA GAS !!!!!!!!!!!!