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The next episode of the Hazbin Hotel is fixing to look like:
Imagine- Alastor and Lucifer united by the goal of being the most annoying brats possible.
Three minutes in and Alās already got Vox like this. Lucifer is impressed but not about to be outplayed by the bellhop, he can be a sneaky lil sh*t too!
these two memes have equal and opposite energies
ok but how could you forget this one
god you're so right. hatred, worship, and comradery. below, above, and beside. the ultimate trifecta.
Hazbin Fanfic idea: Alastor's "favorite"
Hey! Had this idea a few years ago, but haven't gotten around to doing anything with it yet, so I figured I'd share my draft here in case any of ya'll like or get inspired by it :) I hope ya'll enjoy!
After the latest time Angel returned to the hotel injured, a worried Charlie approached Alastor for help. Eventually, Alastor agreed to assist. A meeting was arranged with the V's(Val wasnāt interested at first, but Vox insisted. Besides, Angel was old news, itās about time they switched focus to someone new, with less ārehabilitation nonsenseā causing controversy). Que tense small-talk and bluster, right up until they started talking price. Exchanging a look with Vox, Val leaned forward with a smirk. V:āSince you're asking me to give up my favorite plaything, it's only fair that I get yours.ā Charlie froze. Alastor's smile strained. A: āJust to clarify,ā (Charlie swore she heard his voice shake) āyou wantā¦?ā V: āYou know who, Alastor. You're always praising themā¦well I want to see it in person.ā Val wanted Alās favorite soul for Angelāsā¦oh no! Charlie only knew two possible options(Husker and Nifty) and the thought of one of them ending up with Val, makes her sick. Alastor bent his head, clenching his fists under the table. Was he really considering...? C: āAlastor, you can't -!ā A: āYou should return to the Hotel my dear.ā C: āWhat? No-!ā A: āFret not. Iāll do whatās necessary to free Angel Dust.ā C: āAlastor, wait-!ā Al teleported Charlie to the hotel with his shadows before she could get another word out. Appearing in the lounge, she was in near hysterics, and succeeded in causing a panic by revealing that Alastor was trading someone in exchange for Angel. When Al eventually returned to the hotel, he ignored the barrage of questions and walked stiffly over to the bar and a frowning Husker. H: āWho'd you trade?ā A: āā¦He asked for my āfavoriteāā Realization sank in... H: āā¦You mean-?ā A: āYes.ā H: āThe deal's binding?ā A: āNaturally.ā Husker's shoulders shook. Other residents was horrified(except Nifty, sheās chasing bugs). Does this mean Huskās the one traded? Is he about to cry? Nope. Husk and Al were doubled over, wheeze-laughing, clutching the bar to keep from falling over. H: āYou crazy motherfucker! You pulled it off?!ā A: āYes!!!ā
*flashback several decades* Al didn't become the radio demon by hanging on to junk. So it wasnāt sentimentality or the prospect of messing with Husker(though that was a bonus) that made him keep the most hideous, anatomically disturbing and creepy mannequin(not only was it also missing several parts, like its lower jaw, but it was also burned in a few spots) in existence Ā when he found it sticking out of a dumpster in a random alleyway. Noā¦Reynaldo(as he dubbed the mannequin) had a bigger purpose. It was a longshot and would take years, maybe even decades, to bear fruit and Al would only have one shotā¦but if it worksā¦it would be glorious. He spent the next several decades sowing the seeds with careful comments. āI recently acquired a new member for my collection. I'm extremely pleased.ā, āReynaldo is a great guard. He never leaves his post, doesnāt tire and never complains about the hours.ā āReynaldo is such good company and very entertaining, he and Nifty regularly performs spectacular plays!ā āReynaldo is such a good listener, I regularly confide in him.ā āI don't know what I'll do without him.ā and finally āRenaldo such fun to look at. It's one of the reasons I enjoy his company in my bedroom so much!ā(Alastor's aware of the implications, and while the thought of suchā¦activities disgusts him...he's more than petty enough to exploit any jealousy *cough*Vox*cough*.) Al made sure to word those comments carefully so that - while technically true ā they paint Reynaldo to be an efficient, skilled sinner that Alastor values very much. Rosieās the only one(not owned by Al) in on it. She finds it funny and happily helps by also remarking on Reynaldoās greatness. And so Reynaldoās worth grew... *Meeting after Charlie left* A: āYou're making a mistake.ā V: āI doubt it.ā A: āThere are other things you can ask for. Power, a favor-ā V: āIn that case, this should be a bargain for you.ā A: āā¦Is there truly nothing else you desire?ā V: āNope. Do we have a deal?ā A: āI donāt make vague deals. Say his name.ā V: āUrgh, fine. Iāll give you Angel and youāll give me Reynaldo.ā *back to hotel* Al and Husk still wheezing at bar[keeping a straight face during the negotiations was pure torture!]. A: āTheir faces Husker! Their faces! It was priceless!ā Eventually, they explained wth was happening and that Al got Angel for a mannequin. Que reactions.
This was my final for class i cannot believe i was allowed to call this schoolwork

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reblog if Stanley Pines is your hero
finally, it has appeared on my dash
finally, when we least expected it.
Wasnāt expecting this
Iām sorry I know this is normally just an art and rambling blog you didnāt honestly expect me to pass up reblogging The Spanish Inquisition did you? Because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
This post is 13 years old, let that sink in
i couldnāt let that sink in because I would have to expect seeing it.
and-
and nobody-
and nobody expects-
If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.
Oh hey! Havenāt seen this in forever! Didnāt reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

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Bobby/ Trevor Wilson Analysis
tldr; Bobby/Trevor from Sunset Curve experienced the trauma of all of his friends dying at 17, when they were hours away from their biggest gig yet. He did his best to still achieve that dream, which he had already lost once before, while also avoiding being constantly asked about his best friends dying and reliving that trauma. He probably had his justifications of why he stole Sunset Curveās/ Lukeās songs. Heās not a bad guy. Please stop saying he played a role in the boysā death so he could steal the spotlight, and just imagine what he went through. Thank you. :)Ā
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Bobby/ Trevor is a good person, and yeah he made a mistake and hurt Alex, Luke, and Reggie, but that doesnāt make him the villain of the show. In this essay I will-Ā
Letās start at the end of Episode 7, when Luke, Alex, and Reggie are talking about their original Orpheum show, and how long it took them to book that show. Alex saysĀ āIt took us yearsā, so obviously the band had to be together for years. Therefore the Sunset Curve boys were best friends for years, and with the amount of time they had to spend together to be as good as they were, the boys became each otherās second family. All four of them shared a common dream: to be famous musicians. To be as good as they were, and for them to be playing together for as long as they did, famous musicians is probably the only career path these boys saw themselves doing. For example, Luke gave up EVERYTHING in order to pursue that dream; see Unsaid Emily.Ā
In Sunset Curve, Iām assuming all of the boys helped during the song writing process, but Luke liked to have control over the process (in ep. 7 Luke saysĀ āI know Iām not the easiest person to work withā to Julie). Iām sure that all the boys pitched in while Luke was writing songs, as Alex was slightly upset/hurt that Luke and Reggie wrote music without him. (in ep. 3Ā āLuke and I wrote a killer melody to one of her lyricsāĀ āWithout your drummer. Cool.ā - Reggie/Alex). And Reggie obviously wrote Home Is Where My Horse Is. Iām sure Bobby made some suggestions and tried writing music, and Luke either vetoed the song or helped him with it. So the point is that the Sunset Curve boys wrote music together, but Luke was the most experienced and liked to control the process.Ā
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The Office Fic Idea:
Okay, I was rewatching the Office again when S06E01 Gossip played. It was as I was listening to dear Andy's(he's my fav and I'll never forgive the writers for doing him dirty like they did) 'Hypothetical Scenario' involving Brad Pitt and a Cabana when the thought hit me...that is an extremely specific situation to be referencing. Which brings us to the prompt, wouldn't it be hilarious if that actually happened. Like a young Andy, either fresh out of Highschool, or possibly during college, went on vacation to a beach resort somewhere, coincidentally the same place that Brad Pitt went to 'get away from it all'.
There are several routes this could take, alcohol and dares may have been involved, maybe it was because of whatever equivalent of a scienceology challenge was going on at the time. The reasoning isn't important, just that the actor ended up planting one on Andy Bernard and the Nard-Dog ended up with an I.O.U. that he should feel free to cash in at any time in exchange for 1. Not suing and 2. Keeping the incident under wraps.
Which brings us to the fun part of the fic. Andy calls in that favor, maybe to get tickets to a sold out show, or arrange a meeting between Oscar and his favorite Director/Actor/Writer/Whatever. Or maybe one of Oscars relatives has an emergency back in Mexico, or he missed his flight and is currently stranded in a foreign country because all outgoing planes are booked full for at least a week? No need to fear cause the Nard-Dog knows a guy with access to a private jet that totally owes him one. And once its out Oscar just thinks back to that conversation they had and is just...in shock. His boyfriend kissed Brad Pitt! What the hell Andy?!!! Can ya'll tell I love Oscar/Andy btw? :D But no seriously, I think this scenario is hilarious and it can pretty much work with any pairing or even no pairing. I might try to write something for it eventually myself, but in case I don't get to it, or wont do it justice, I'm putting this out there in case any competent writers who loves Andy as much as I do gets inspired. Also, if somebody already did something similar and I just haven't found it, I apologize and please let me know so that I can read it and link it here!
In any case, may you all get as much giggles out of this mental image as I did! :D
Three years ago I wrote this Andy x Oscar Christmas Nutcracker type AU where Oscar buys a music box from Antique Dealer Dwight and Andy is a little wooden figure that comes to life. It's ridiculous and one of the fluffiest things I've ever written. So, if you're in the mood to inject 23.5k of Christmas cheer directly into your eyeballs, give it a read.
Title: Time, Snow, and Cocoa Rating: T Summary: A chance encounter with a mysterious antique dealer coupled with an unexpected snowstorm brings a stranger into Oscar's life who is determined to show him the true meaning of Christmas.
This was the first Oscar/Andy story I ever read and it just *chef's kiss* I fell in love with the pairing because of this and can confidently recommend it, even if the office isn't your go-to fandom, anyone with a fondness for Hallmark Christmas specials will still enjoy it!
Song: Perfect for Me by Bradley Marshall
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AU where Fordās science project is a bunch of genetically engineered spiders. One bites Stan and he becomes Spider-Man. The rest of the story is the two of them fumbling about trying to figure out how Stan is supposed to be a hero. Ford has never been so stressed yet excited. P.S. Iāve watched Spiderverse too many times.
Huh. An interesting AU⦠I like it!
My question would be, do they discover Stanās powers when Ford goes to confront him about the project? Or does Stan still get kicked out, finds out about his powers on the road, and runs into Ford Mystery Trio style many years later and they put the pieces together? After Stan has developed a bit of a reputation for how heās chosen to use his powers of course. (I can only imagine)
That is a good question. I like the second option. I like the idea of Stanās powers taking a while to kick in rather than getting them as soon as he got bit.
#probably stealing if weāre honest here
Oh absolutely. Like, thereās no way Stan is getting superpowers and not exploiting that on some level for financial gain. And that would just make Ford frustrated that, his brother got these amazing abilities and heās using them to, I donāt know, pick pockets with web slinging or uses his Spidey sense to gamble or something.
#Spider-Stan! (coining it now)
Oh, for sure.
And Spider-Stan! There we have it, folks. The Spider-Stan AU
Didnāt think this question would get life breathed into it, but letās see where this train of thought leads us.
The night Stan goes to the gymnasium to brood about Ford leaving him, one of the spiders gets out and bites him. Stan panics and knocks over the case of spiders. Stan fixes it, puts the spider carcass back in the case, thinking Ford will never know what happened. But the next day, Ford finds all the spiders are gone because Stan accidentally cracked the case. West Coast Tech is not impressed and the principle has to call an exterminator because now there are a bunch of genetically altered spiders on the loose.
Meanwhile, Stanās senses are going haywire and heās freaking out. When Ford comes home, Stan tires to explain whatās happening to him, but Ford doesnāt buy it, thinking heās making it up so he wonāt be so angry. Stan still gets kicked out, and Ford scraps the project because it just reminds him of Stan.
If thatās not a great origin story, I donāt know what is.
Spider-Stan Spider Stan
Running as a conning man
sling a web, Grift that Guy
with Cops coming, he spidy-climbs
Look Out!
There Goes Spider-Stan!
I would also like to through out the idea of, as Stan is using his powers and abilities for gifting, salvaging, and going whatever he can to get by, rumors and word spread around. Some muggers were stuck to a wall by strange white string. People swore they saw a man climb up the side of the building, even if it is flat as glass. And with the cops chasing stan for hisā¦.illegal doingsā¦ā¦word spreads that the MIB are trying to catch the creature.
Spider-Stan becomes the equivalent of Bigfoot and the Moth-Man.
And with Ford researching everything he can about the weird, seeing multiple articles about a humaniod spider running across country would gain his interest, wouldnāt it?
And thatās how they meet back up again, with Ford running into Stan while on the hunt for the Arach-Man
So MY question about this AU is, does Stan have organic web-shooters like in the Ramie films? Did Ford develop web shooters? Did Stan swipe them when he was kicked out, or does he not get web shooters until he meets up with Ford again.Ā
Huh. Another good question. I assume Stan has organic web-shooters. But eh. Open for discussion.
Iām not a big fan of the organic web shooters. And I like the idea of Stan and Ford getting back together leading to Stan getting more powerful, both with getting better control of his powers and tech support from Ford and McGucket.
But thatās just my idea.
I also kind of like the idea of Stan having some sort of organic webbing at his disposal during his grifting days (to pick pocket, escape from prison, yāknow, the use), but maybe itād be more amplified and sporadic, and Ford adds web shooters, as more of a way to concentrate it. With those, Stan gains the ability to web sling, which with the way his webbing shot before, he couldnāt do.
Just a thought.
Also a thought on the origin story, I like it. But if the spiders all escaped, does that mean that, someone else could have been bitten? Or that there are one or two still running around after most of them were killed?
DUN DUN DUUUUN
So a few ideas iāve been sitting on here. First, does Stan still go to Mexico and join Ricoās gang? I would adsume they would want Stan for his powers, if he reveals them. Meaning that the old gang might track the spider-Stan rumours going around too (whether to get Stan back or to make him pay, dealers choice)
Second, when ford does catch up to Stan, do they move to gravity falls? I mean yeah its secluded for Fordās research purposes, but there isnāt exactly a lot of tall buildings there for stan to spidy climb. Unless Stan gets use to swinging in the trees (now Iām imagining Stan foing the Tarzan yell while swinging)
But most importantly, I think I figured out a way to get the AUās name in canon. So lets say that Stan is on the run from not only troubke caused by his criminal background, but also all the people who are looking for this āArach-Manā (a name he sure as hell didnt pick). He then ran into some guy in an ally that is surrounded by thugs. Stan doesnāt really want to get involved, but he canāt help himself and dives right in. The thugs who Stan from 'previous dealingsā, and they call his name, start fighting, and Stan saves the day using his spider powers. When the cops come, he crawls up the building and gets away.
So the guy he saved, one minute he was about to get mugged or worse, but then he gets saved by a guy that can climb walls and shoot webs and (for some reason) is named Stan. So he starts spreading that there is a hero with spider powers running around named Stan.
So now there are two names for him: The mythical humanoid spider crypid named Arach-Man, and the spider superhero called Spider-Stan. The former name is a lot more spread out than the latter, but the Spider-Stan term is still prevelent in certain areas (specifically the areas where Stan did end up using his powers to help someone for good)
Really I want this to be a thing because I want Ford to go into an area known for Arach-Man sightings, meeting up with Stan, still not getting it then hearing the second name Spider-Stan, where Ford goes either into denial or still doesnt add 2 and 2 together, until Stan reveals his powers to Ford.
How does that sound?
I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went āSHIT FUCK SHITā and scrolled back to reblog it
I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.