pretty boy central

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

I think that if I unsubscribe I should stop getting the emails

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

(no drinks in) who wants me

i can see why they have a club for being 27!!!!!! 🤗

the bouncer is what they call bunnies now i think

bars & clubs are guarded by bunnies

petplay over the internet is so funny you're texting a dog

#critiquing your kink scenario's ludonarrative dissonance

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

your forgiven.

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.