MASTERLIST
Author's Note:
Hello and welcome to my nonsense β§ο½‘Ω©(ΛαΛ )Ωβ§*ｑ Likes & Reblogs are greatly appreciated. Before you traverse my collection of shitty writing, please take the time to read through the rules below. Β If youβd like to read my work on AO3, hereβs my account: write_shite Note: I wonβt cross-post all my old fics onto AO3, but Iβll try to remember to do so with the new ones.
Rules:
YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO FEED ANY OF MY WORKS INTO AI, IF YOU DO I WILL CONSIDER IT BLANKET PERMISSION TO GRIND YOU INTO PULP β’α΄β’ I DON'T WRITE FOR FEMALE!READER. I write primarily for male and gender-neutral readers; my blog is catered explicitly for these two demographics. I am Agendered and generally tend to fit between these two categories in fanfiction and life, and often find it hard to find fics to read that aren't all female readers. If you don't like that, you are more than welcome to leave. If you are a female user/reader, etc. I ask you to remain respectful in your interactions at all times. Additionally, I write for characters that I personally am interested in or have some attraction to, it's only fair because otherwise I'm not putting my all into the writing. So my acceptance and/or denial of requests depends on whether or not I am interested in the character. Plus, my brain flip-flops between interests, so sometimes you'll see me post a lot of fanfic about one character, piece of media and/or trope, and then I'll switch to another.
Navigation:
All fandoms have been collected into separate masterlists (all arranged alphabetically), most fics have AU tags, you can find them on the fic post, if you type the AU tag in the serach you'll find any drabbles and additional fics connected to them. The masterlists ONLY have fics. All Masterlists can be found under the tags #writeshite_masterlist and/or #shitemasterlist
What I will write:
male!reader
gender-neutral reader
smut
angst
fluff
comfort
headcanons
drabbles
series
dub-con
What I won't write:
female!reader
necrophilia
real people
pedophilia
age play
offensive/harmful things
non-con
If you're not 100% sure about anything, feel free to DM me for questions or pop in the ask box, and I'll do my best to clarify. If any of the links are broken, don't hesitate to notify me either. In terms of requests, I have the right to refuse a request if I feel uncomfortable with it in any way or don't think I can write it to the best of my abilities. I will do my best to bring you all writing of excellent and concise quality as regularly as possible. Additionally, understand that these are works of fiction. I'm fine with writing for topics such as organised crime, war, mental illness, abuse, etc. and will do my best to tag and add warnings to keep you informed to the best of my abilities. If you think I have missed a tag, then please don't hesitate to notify me on that. Do not argue or start anything with me regarding not writing for female!readers at any given time, I am running on less sleep than I should and am ready to throw hands with the Gods. There is already a vast abundance of female!reader content I am merely here to provide for the rest of us who do not fall in that category. If I see you flooding my ask box with arguments or just being an arse about it I will come for you in your dreams and devour your soul π
Divider Credits:
COLORFUL CLOUDS βοΈβ¨ by @uzmacchiato Starry Deep Blue ππ by @uzmacchiato
Updated 27th October 2025
