Up and Coming

i must say that i do really like it when reddit users look through other redditors' post history so they can do violence to them

Finished System Collapse again and I love that the university research transports are written like two PhDs locked in an academic bitchfight. Holism metaphorically publishes a paper called "These are the Correct Facts," and ART quickly publishes "The Belief in So-Called "Correct" Facts is Irrational," followed by a rebuttal of "The Correct Facts are Correct if Your Processing Power is Above .0000034." And their footnotes are just them arguing with each other. They were created by a university and of course this is how they act.

This brings me so much fucking joy :)

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

@tippedoverteapot this reminded us both of that time you had to call in moosed to work

my official stance is a pregnancy is whatever the pregnant woman wants it to be. if it’s a 4 week old clump of cells and she wants to call it a baby it’s a baby. if she’s 20 weeks and she wants to call it a parasite it’s a parasite. if she’s 39 weeks and calls it a fetus it’s a fetus. “why are you so sad about miscarrying at 6 weeks it was literally just an embryo” because that was her baby. “how can you get an abortion at three months” because that wasn’t a baby. hope that helps.

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

8/10 but fuck, OW.

8/10 also!

REAL TEARS I AM CRYING REAL TEARS

Incredible: after his death, people discovered that this unassuming hospital janitor was hiding a secret - a novel he had been working on for thirty years, that was ten thousand pages long. It wasn't unbelievable outsider art though, it was just a period romance novel and he couldn't stop describing everyone's clothes. He'd been describing one gown since 1998. Dear god, they were only at their second ball