Clover

Hanging out with me and you keep getting annoyed cause you think I keep sighing loudly but it's actually wind rushing through my strangely hollow interior and I blow away

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

call me ʔ the way i make her glottal stop. this is nothing. this post is fucking nothing.

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

think about how many people had sandwiches today and didn't give you a bite. doesn't it make you mad? doesn't it make you want to rip and tear until there's nothing left?

This email could have been a flayed screaming man

Inflates you big and r- [hesitates] embalms you to guard my tomb.

t-shirt that says "LOW SUICIDE RISK"

dr. swirlyglasses oversizedlabcoatsleevestoolong will see you now

I’m actually always thinking of that “maybe I won’t die cause I’m special” tweet

what if it was called american happy story

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil