"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

common advice for social anxiety is to tell yourself "people aren't going to think less of you just because you said something a bit daft" but the thing is. sometimes they will. and you just have to learn to be cool with that and to treat it as a dnd random encounter rather than letting it ruin your whole day

Sometimes learning "wow, that person is a DICK" is the best thing for your social anxiety.

My alone time is for everyone’s safety

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

venus of chillendorf

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

as a writer you will have a specific deck of vocab words you like using a lot and when you read other peoples' work you will see a very clear spread of different vocab words on their end. this is why you need to read, to collect other writers' words like it's a card game