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why have we all decided yoda sucks at driving
How could you forget the classic

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Actual roman epitaph for a dog
humans are the same
Iβve seen this one doing the rounds a few times (and it makes me cry every time I see it), but was curious about the original Latin text, so I did some digging: itβs a shortened version of CIL 10, 00659, a tombstone from Salernum (modern Salerno, Italy). (source; CIL is the Corpus Inscriptionum Latinarum).
Portaui lacrimis madidus te, nostra catella,
Β Β Β Quod feci lustris laetior ante tribus.
Ergo mihi, Patrice, iam non dabis oscula mille
Β Β Β Nec poteris collo grata cubare meo.
Tristis marmorea posui te sede merentem
Β Β Β Et iunxi semper manib(us) ipse meis
Morib(us) argutis hominem simulare paratam,
Β Β Β Perdidimus quales hei mihi delicias.
Tu, dulcis Patrice, nostras attingere mensas
Β Β Consueras, gremio poscere blanda cibos,
Lambere tu calicem lingua rapiente solebas,
Β Β Β Quem tibi saepe meae sustinuere manus,
Accipere et lassum cauda gaudente frequenter
And hereβs my translation:
Wet with tears I have carried you, our little (female) dog, just as I did in happier times fifteen years earlier (lit.Β βthree periods of five years).Β For myself, Patrice, now you will not give me a thousand kisses nor will you be able to lie lovingly around/against my neck.Β I have sorrowfully placed you, merit-worthy, in a marble tomb and I have joined you always to myself in death, as by your cleverness you matched a human.Β Alas, we lost such pleasures for myself!Β You, sweet Patrice, were accustomed to join us at our table, to beg charmingly for food (while sitting in our) laps.Β You were in the habit of greedily licking our cups with your tongue, which my hands often held for you.Β Frequently and joyfully (you) receive a weary one with your (wagging) tail...
tl;dr: this dog was named Patrice and was very, very loved.Β (another translation with some glossing of the text.)
STOP MAKING ME CRY ON PUBLIC TRANSIT DAMMIT
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I know adverbs are controversial, but "said softly" means something different than "whispered" and this is the hill I will die on.
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Here is an article from NPR about it (May 22, 2026):
Carolina Milanesi, an independent technology analyst, said Google is trying to make its cash cow business β search β richer and more personalized, and it will make shopping easier. But there is a risk that users may have fewer choices about what to click. "Right now it's: I ask a question, I get a bunch of answers and I feel that I'm in control as to which answer I take, or if I'm looking for something, which product I'm going to end up buying. That is going to be less so going forward," she said. Milanesi envisions AI-enabled search and agents proposing products to consumers β perhaps even those they have requested β but with less clarity or choice around where it's coming from. "If you're going to say: 'I want a pair of Jordans, go find them,' you're not necessarily sure what steps have been taken and whether the AI has used a source or a store that was paid for and therefore came up in the search results," she said, "or if AI actually went and did their due diligence and picked the best for me as a customer."
And here's one from Time magazine (May 20, 2026):
While Google already has βAI Mode,β the company will now power the whole search bar through its new Gemini 3.5 Flash model.Β Instead of the classic list of blue links, Google Search will now also generate a custom page with an AI-generated summary of what youβre searching about, which will then trigger a conversation with AI Mode on the main page, allowing users to ask follow-up questionsβsimilar to the kind of layout you would see when opening ChatGPT.
And a little more from Time's article on how this may affect the websites that we are trying to search for:
When Google first started implementing AI-assisted results, news publishers warned of βcatastrophicβ impacts on the industry, much of which relies on Google search to drive users to their websites.Β Last year, news websites saw significant traffic declines as chatbots increasingly replaced Google search as the primary way to find sites and ask questions.Β Small businesses also noted drops in traffic to their sites from Google, which has traditionally delivered customers.Β Β Lily Ray, vice president of SEO strategy & research at Amsive, a digital marketing agency, warned as early as last year that Googleβs planned changes to search are βgoing to have a devastating impact on the Internet.βΒ βIt will severely cut into the main source of revenue for most publishers and it will disincentivize content creators who rely on organic search traffic, which is millions of websites, maybe more,β she told Technology Magazine.Β Β
Heh Fine so itβs time to stop using it completely. I hope were all serious though and they will face a decrease of use of their search at least the size of this postβs note count?
Stop. Using. It.
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@sherbertilluminated there's a line somewhere in Ursula Vernon's Digger that goes something like "it is difficult to be metaphysical around the truly geologically minded"
do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets
her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.
remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.
thank you, Marsha. we remember you.
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...
Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).
happy first day of pride everyone

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not her name????? fuck you