Drache

Make Danny bendy. I mean he’s already dead?

I mean after his bones break they would just adapt after the first time, like hold up, let me break my bones in so I can do this trick.

I feel like this would also be a social media AU for no reason other than if I have perks from my ghost powers I’m so going to use them.

Like he would and does use his power for convenience, whats stopping him from bending in weird ways for the internet to get monetized for some new space stuff, or boring stuff like necessities and rent, cause he’s gotta stop recording in the abandoned observatory in Amity, probably. Sometime maybe.

Watch him try to attempt to do the impossible Flying Grayson quadurble sundae split or splat or something on some scaffolding because why would he ever need equipment. We adapt in this bitch.

Danny would maybe sacrifice his pride to make a compilation of his edited-out fails or first trys, some of them he litterslly just goes splat and then peels himself up to do it again, obviously a guaranteed banger.

Other people or adrenaline junkies wanting to collab with Danny and then they actually meet him and oh— this kid is definitly suicidal, bc what the fuck??

When Danny collabs with other creators his veiwers really get to see how bat-shit crazy he is because he totally edits out all the ‘bad takes’ for continuity or some shit.

Any collab video done with him is just an adrenaline high vlog around whatever city they’re in, 50% chance Danny might use random infustructer to launch himself in a way that might be considered self-harm…and hell no they are not allowed to do the collab in amity so Danny’s just travelling to random city’s to meet up with strangers.

My design for Yngya (she is everything to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)

(Censored nudity under the cut for her unclothed ref :3 )

Inspo from vikings for her cus ngl it feels right for me indeeddd 🐑❄️✨️

Also:

Danny wants to walk everywhere, flyings too convenient or something, he wants to do something more adventurous!

Either he’s unaging or in another universe just to train, what execatly? Uhhh? His people skills? Point is if it’s another universe the time conversion rate is inconsiquential, like 100 years is 100 seconds in his home world.

Okay so…basically he walks. Thats the whole premise 😭 stay with me here.

Danny just chatting up or entertaining anyone who want to talk to him and at one point he just goes to Gotham, and commuting is not too unusual. Well, until it is, like Danny will just walk the entire crime alley, the fancy streets, get to a secluded island NEAR Gotham, with no like… flying or transportation or powers that they know of. Somehow.

The bats are just like, ‘hey I’ve seen that guy on my patrol route!’ ‘Oh! Me too!’ ‘Me too…’ ‘uh, yeah, same here??’

Obviously, they research, cause where is this kid even going?? Is he just…walking without a destination!?

Danny is stopping at places, of course, but he has to contemplate a bit and usually circles a city at least 5 or more times, which can take however fucking long.

Right. Anyways, they check all the cities he’s been seen in, not just where he’s been in Gotham, cause he’s so obviously not a local.

And he’s just been…everywhere man…

I’d like to think that he gets acquainted with entire random ass small towns too, the whole population of like three digits or less. Like north, east, south, west? Yeah, the villagers know Danny! Oh, which ones specifically? uh, all of them.

It would be so fun for Danny to get an absolute dompamain rush every time he randomly meets someone on his journey that’s like— a celebrity in their field, maybe not an actual celebrity cause that’s boring. Yawn. Like randomly meeting the director of something of some on vacation/in their home town.

He’d die of happiness coming across secluded scientists in their fields and just getting to hear all the worlds most exclusive audiobooks ever. He’d totally freak 10 times more if it was space related, and I reckon his mini travel phone book he has is the most insane line-up of people he just happened to meet. Walking.

It’s important to me that Danny remains youthful in this fic because the absolute comedy of ‘where the hell is this kids parents??’ ‘he walked here alone?? What. Across statelines?!’ ‘to fucking mexico????’

Sure, the NASA engineers and survivalists in the woods were interesting, but he also wants to learning genetics and cloning from Lex Luthor, firearms from Deathstroke, legal stuff from Two-Face, chemical warfare from [way too many villains]. He trains with the League of Assassins and all of their affiliates, and he purifies the Lazarus Pits to pay for his training.

He finds magic users too, and learns all types of magic. He usually offers some ectoplasm in return, and they happily accept, because ectoplasm is raw power. Many of them try to trap him. None succeed.

I like the idea that Clockwork sent him on a training trip, and time in his own dimension barely passes. Something bad happened in Danny's original universe, like one of his sisters or friends got killed, and he was on the verge of becoming even worse than Dan. Clockwork sent him away to DC, where he can explore freely instead of being surrounded by a world that hurt him.

The DC universe has so many specialists in so many fields, and Danny's bored. He's determined to learn everything he can before Clockwork pulls him out, and he doesn't care who teaches him. This world isn't his own, so he doesn't really care about messing it up.

(Spoiler alert, Clockwork won't pull him out. Danny's on the edge of breaking, and it's much better for him to take it out on the DC universe rather than the Infinite Realms. The heroes and villains here are enough to satiate his need to fight, but not threatening enough to make him spiral further. Clockwork will wait until Danny gets homesick, and learns to make portals himself. No way in hell is he risking pulling Danny back prematurely.)

Basically, I want the OP's investigation to scare the shit out of the heroes. They thought this was just a weird kid wandering, but he's LOA trained, he knows how to make Joker Venom and Fear Gas, he's affiliated with everyone from Black Adam to Brainiac.

Constantine: "How the bloody fuck did you get here?"

Danny: "I walked here."

Constantine: "How? Bloody hell. Why?"

Danny: "To ask about your field of expertise."

Constantine: "Which is?"

Danny: "Magic contract scamming" :)

Constantine: "Are you bloody insane? Do you have any idea how bloody dangerous that is? Do you..."

Danny taking out some ectoplasm: "I don't want to do it, I just want to learn about it."

Constantine: "Do you have more of that?"

Danny taking out some more: :)

Constantine:

Dick and Tim are arguing over who messed up what during a recon mission while Hal is nearby, clearly nursing space-lag? Hal stomps over, slams a knife between them and glares at them hard, daring them to say something, and they meekly apologize to each other before stalking off

Cass whining "JASON CALLED ME A DUMBASS 😡" and instead of asking Jason to apologize, Hall tells her "Okay???? Do you want suggestions on what to call him back? Call him a motherfucker then" without even looking up from what he's doing, and it stuns both Jason and Cass that they both forget what they were fighting about

Damian whining about not being able to go out with his older siblings on a mission to a bar despite having had a few sips of bear and age restrictions are a fascist invention!!, and Hal just tells him "And why would you want to go to a cave full of stds?" and Damian actually goes "you know what? I never thought of it that way"

A few months with Hal living in the manor, the family had never been more amicable and (relatively) more behaved

Bruce has started calling Hal a divine blessing, a gift from heaven, an angel of light.

But the kids know.

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Wonder Woman: -oh, and thank you to Red Robin for that piece of insight you gave us last week, it was very helpful.

Damian dressed up as Tim, has no idea what she's talking about: ....no worries.

Aquaman: oh i wasn't here last week, what did you say?

Red Robin:

Red Robin: ....if you... sprinkle cinnamon on your window-ledges, then spiders aren't as likely to come into your house...?

Aquaman:

Wonder Woman:

Woman Woman: i was referring to the fact that you checked our suspect list and absolved Leonard Woodgate from suspicion due to his documented presence in Gotham during the incident.

Red Robin:

Red Robin: ah.

Wonder Woman, glaring at him: Damian.

Red Robin: fuck.

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*Nightwing, on his phone at the meeting table*

Green Lantern: hey, Dick, can you pass me my coffee?

Nightwing: *doesn't glance over*

Green Lantern: Dick.

Green Lantern: Diiiick?

Green Lantern: RICHARD? DICK???

Batman walking in: you called me?

Green Lantern, looking between them: w- oh for fucks sake- WHERE'S BRUCE?

Dick as Batman, shrugging: honestly i didn't even ask- hey, Tim, where's B?

Nightwing: *still doesn't look up*

Red Hood, showing up in the doorway: did you say my name?

Dick as Batman, now also slightly confused: ...oh is Jason me today?

Jason as Nightwing, finally looking up: oh- sorry, what? completely zoned out there.

Tim as Red Hood: yeah man, i'm Jason, Jason's you, and you're B while he's at the dentist.

Dick: ...huh.

Green Lantern: IF YOU CAN'T TELL HOW THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO?!

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Robin, walking into the room: i'm here, are we starting the meeting soon?

*The rest of the league not giving him a second look*

Superman: ah, hello Damian. yes, sit down, we're starting soon.

Robin:

Robin:

Tim as Robin, angrily: oh fuck off- I AM NOT SHORT ENOUGH TO PASS AS DAMIAN.

The JL:

Damian as Red Robin, walking into the room and muttering under his breath: told you, you loser.

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bonus:

*Red Hood, pouring himself a coffee in the Watchtower kitchen*

Arsenal, coming up behind him and pinching Hood's ass: hey sexy, you coming to mine after this thing or am i coming to yours? we went to mine last time, but i dunno the weather in Gotham this week, so your choice.

Red Hood:

Red Hood:

Arsenal: what?

Dick as Red Hood: this cannot fucking be how i find out you're fucking my little brother, Roy.

Arsenal:

Arsenal: are you fucking- STOP DOING THIS.

Jason as Batman, walking into the room and looking at them for a second:

Jason as Batman: please tell me-

Dick: you treat my fucking brother with respect, Harper.

Jason as Batman: *loses his shit*

Next, "die" does mean "day," though nominative singular is "dies," i.e. "dies irae." It could be conjugated "die" if it was in ablative or locative case, but "die ad die" would mean something more like "day to day." "Ad" is in a "to" direction and "ab" is from, i.e. "ab urbis," and ablative case is used to indicate the movement of a thing. In short, "by" is not really a way to translate "ad"; we might want "per" here? (Through, by means of, etc.)

John is first luckily, given he is an architect. Bruce gives him some ground rules, guest wingg only, no drastic edits to the floor plan. And no stupid charges on his card (the last one lasts for 1 second until John and Hal buy an inflatable car dealership guy.

His room is basically invincible, just so he doesnt damage any other rooms while disecting weapons. Including bombs to "adequately see what he may need to construct"

Bruce: Hey Joh- why do you have a missile?

John: Hal said i dont need anything past a Machine gun that shoots not lethals, but i still like to check

Bruce: *Slowly closes door made of a material not found on earth but John found it.

Guys doesnt have too many changes, he did completely remove any traces of personality. Save for one funky rug he designed based on all the rings he wore. It is very male living space, bed, beige wall, couch, gaming stuff, computer, and giant tv. But did have to be soundproof (he gets too "excited"(angry) with the bachelor

Hal, pre soundproofing: Hey not agreeing just repeating, could we tone it do-

Guy, sobbing into a pillow: How could Arie do that??????

Hal: Im just gonna go

Kyle decided he was too good for a room, and instead chose the attic and replaced some if the roof with windows (John did it but Kyle was the visionary) his room Is directly across from Damians studio. Which adds to their slight competitiveness.

Guy, who got lost (its been 6 months in space): Kyle, wheres the kitchen?

Kyle: Stressfully painting a giant canvas

Guy: Whats going on?

Kyle: *Points without looking away from canvas*

Guy: *Uses ring to construct binoculars*

Damian, across the mansion: *Painting an equally large canvas calmly*

Simon took a room that faces Mecca, because sometimes you are in soace and dont know where to face. And then you go home and still dont remember. He bonds with Damian, and decorates like an arab grandma. Soundproofed aswell so no one hears him during his visions

Kyle: Why do you have Damis teapot in here?

Simon: *Faces the horrors he cannot stop* Tea

Kyle: Okay. He wants it back

Simon: if he does we all die...

Simon: Kidding, go ahead. And tell Bruce i lovs him.

Jessicas is a GAD heaven, or hell depending on what you view it as. She has collections of every possible cure for her anxiety and agoraphobia in there. But all it does is stresses her out.

John: Can i borrow your ring charger?

Jessica: *Under two weighted blankets, 75 lavender candles around her room lit* Im so relaxed, im so relaxed.

Jo only recently agreed to move in, and her room is just balls to the walls covered in memorabilia, posters, a ginat screen she projects her ao3 on. She binds fanfictions for personal use (hate her all you want, she cant get wifi in space)

Jo: *Bruce x Bat Smut projected onto her wall*

Anyone who walks in, immediately walks out.

It's like when one of your girl friends marry rich so you ALL start living well, unless her mans wants you guys to start gatekeeping her

Also the kids absolutely adore having "extended family" (Yes, B, extended family) visiting between missions or for when Hal hosts small gatherings for Earth's lanterns

Simon and Damian bonding over art and reminding each other to pray on time. Cass appearing in Jo's room to just vibe, usually sitting on her table while she explains shit like what a yumeship is. Tim and Jessica trading weighted blankets. Dick and Jason ransacking Kyle's attic, for completely different reasons. John and Alfred bonding over being old family men who are also very tired about not being taken for the insane creatures that they are. Guy and Stephanie bonding over movies, and trade stories about work beef. Duke and Hal, of course, being 🤞 with each other.

And Bruce just being fond... and tired.

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Bruce, coming home: Hello, people who don't live here.

John, Jessica, Jo, Simon, Guy, Kyle, Hal, drinking and playing cards on the stairway in the foyer, of all places: Yoww.

Bruce: I gave you all keys for emergencies.

Jessica: This is an emergency. We couldn't find the bottle opener in Jo's kitchen.

John: Also your floor is nicer.

Bruce:

Simon, puts down a +4 uno card: Go fish.

Hal: You dont have t-

Bruce, slightly louder: IT REALLY SUCKS WE ATE GETTING MARRIEF AND ALL OF YOU ARE MOVING IN

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Jason: whats got your panties in a bunch

Bruce: hmmm (My boyfriend is in space, and so are his children (green lanterns he trained))

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Jo: So thats the omegaverse, any questions?

Cass: *Raises hand*

Jason: *Puts her hand down*

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Damian: Rayner, good competition. I will enjoy our time together. Now i must meditate with Cruz

Kyle: I want competing i was doodling??

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Dick: So do you have any visions about me?

Simon, who has been asked this 20 times: Yes, you shit yourself to the electric slide later today

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Tim: No you cannot

John: But-

Tim: You cannot make a demon core "just to see what to build"

John: Ugh, im doing it anyways. No white boy can tell me what i can and cant do

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Duke: No

Guy: Why

Duke: Because

Guy: When you think about it, real housewives is more like mma than you think. They hit each other. Please let me go to the movie room.

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Honorary mention

Steph: So if i were to say, be horned up-

Carol: Nope, needs to be loved

Steph: Well what if i love myself during it