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Updated Fic Masterpost:
Series:
Wings AU - Co-operative Fandom Series (Septimus Heap)
Eternity Stuff about Marcellus (Septimus Heap)
Hope Is Where The Heart Is Deity Sasha (Rusty Quill Gaming)
Drabble Collection (Multifandom, Tumblr Drabbles)
Waves of Life Nicko and Snorri <3 (Septimus Heap)
The Riddle of the Castle A (platonic) soulmate AU w/ Jenna, Septimus, Marwick, and Beetle
Standalone Works in Progress:
The Seventh Of The Seventh Kid fic!, No DomDaniel (Septimus Heap)
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Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
LOVE THIS!!!
Moon day I want it
There’s a summer camp in the woods for adults who like dancing and my feet hurt
Well, Klaus now has indisputable proof that:
Tarvek DOESN'T share his late, unlamented father's allegiance to Lucrezia
Agatha is NOT a copy of the Other (though she was in the past)
Gil is NOT wasped
Lucrezia's monologuing is very helpful, actually. It'll help to clear the air before the gang pin Klaus down long enough to have a heart to heart.
Image desc: "conversational tricks" meme with agatha heterodyne, girl genius
Nice to meet you -> tremble and obey
Oh fuck yeah an axe -> ah. that kind of princess
You should kiss -> you'll like him
I love you -> if you die, the rest is pointless
Fuck off -> you've taught me plenty, mother, and I'm not very happy about that!
Gay and trans rights -> you all belong to the house of heterodyne
You can't possibly be this stupid -> you wouldn't like that. it would ruin your looks
I don't need your help -> i do not need rescuing! i am the heterodyne!
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reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts
look at him he's so tortured and messy i want to eat him or put him in my pocket he sucks so much i love him
amazing lucrezia impression they're doing so good
oh sorry your boyfriend fell through a portal. yeah to your homeland. no we don’t know how to get there we’re working on it. yeah he’s just kind of stuck there for now. yeah he’s probably fighting your mom for your hand or something
It’s a little late, but for Fourth of July I made reflection pool Jell-O shots ( algae infested with poprocks, paint peeling via sour strips
A perfect way to celebrate America: get drunk and deride the current administration, just like the founders did
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using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me
my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament
I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.
However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."
I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."
And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."
And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.
So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.
At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."
Reblog if you were stealing shoelaces from the President
Pocket Castle Heterodine and Pocket Train body swapped into full size clanks pretending to be Lucrezia, and pretending BADLY is so funny.
Castle Heterodyne and The Train are not benevolent. they can be downright evil in their own way, and WERE until Agitha squished them into a pocket clank. its a lot harder to be evil when your 5 inches tall. but here they are hamming it up like goody-twoshoes who dont know the first thing about being evil trying to get into the evil club.
and its working (at least for now)
oh nooo. the Evil indeed
Lads, I am rereading the first Septimus Heap book atm (Book series I loved dearly as a child) and I am afraid Angie Sage knew what was up with that one. Tailor made to catch my attention both now and back when I was 14. Written really well on top of that. man. Unfortunatly, I was very correct when I decided that it was gonna be my favourite book series forever and ever and ever
wake up, new reaction image dropped
the Eeeeeeevillllllll!
day one of having a fandom mutual: you like The Character too? no way!
day three hundred of having a fandom mutual: The Character probably gets vivisected recreationally. no doubt
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Omg in response to a rival ice cream store opening up across the street in my tiny town the gelato place is now open on Tuesdays haleilugha
Milady for your dash
