fox mulder yaoi hands

Tarvek in a "bathe her and bring her to me" scenario but he starts criticizing the people who are dressing him up in the harem concubine outfit and when he's finally delivered he's raided their entire stash of costume jewelry

Mulder is truly the celibate slut representation we deserve. he doesn’t fuck, he watches 80+ hours of porn every week, awkward and bemused when woman actually flirt with him, drops sexual innuendos like his life depends on it, gets called a loser by absolute strangers, in love with his coworker, fled to find mothman when same coworker tried to seduce him, black turtlenecks™, doesn’t own a bed, woman find him hot until he starts talking, loses his shirt every few episodes, has a homoerotic Russian nemesis, feeds his fish instead of going on dates, draws big titty bigfoot, mopes when his girlfriend is out of town, once had sex on Sir Conan Doyle’s tombstone, meets up with a guy called Deep Throat but it’s not what you think, a ghost showed him her hole but it’s not what you think, undoubtably has ranked every cryptid by fuckability, that one vampire episode, basically the damsel in a bodice ripper, makes out with Scully’s forehead, visibly turned on whenever ufos are mentioned etc. etc.

they should’ve given dana scully a gun ( remembers she has a gun ) they should’ve let dana scully kill everybody who irritated her ( remembers she’s a doctor and it goes against the hypocratic oath and she also cares deeply about all life ) they should’ve let dana scully lose her fucking shit ( remembers the source of most everything she went through ) they should have let dana scully beat mulder’s ass ( remembers they’re in love and i don’t want it to sound like abuse ) he would’ve been super into it

Us fandom adults should really just go on strike. 3 months minimum where we don't post fic, we don't comment, we don't buy merch. Then we’ll see how fun the Lego Ninjago community is for anyone under 60 😂

people will call rap overstimulating and then listen to hyper pop

i cant talk to people who hate on entire genres about music they have a sinister aura that i do not want to interact with