I blame entropy

i stand with my canceled cat [<- countertop crimes]

On the countertop or..?

yeah i'm gargoylin' it squatting on the countertop. with my canceled cat

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

it only happens with the simpsons

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

apricot season is upon us once again. god help us all

i shot and killed a wug and cooked and ate it and it tasted like bad

now there are one of them 😔

official linguistics post

there was one wug. real-language-facts just killed and ate the wug. now there are zero _______

You should be immediately suspicious of anyone who tries to convince you to hate other trans people.

cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving