I blame entropy

both of them are me

You’re telling me there has been a Gay Island this ENTIRE TIME and I’m only just finding out about it????

WHAT

Not one of you mentioned that the anthem for this nation is I Am What I Am by Gloria Gaynor. Not. One. Of. You.

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever read

just re-read Platform Decay and I want to know all the tea about Naja. when Sofi's goes "you're not allowed to shoot people anymore." and they finally get to safety and first thing she does is break open a bottle of booze. Naja is my punk grandma dream.

Quick! Someone get Apple TV on the phone before they start filming Season 2.

I have a medical condition where no matter how many people are in a room I will find the one person who likes me the absolute least and become desperate for their approval

I spoke to the doctor about this and she prescribed 100mg of "stop giving a fuck about people who hate you", hiding it in a spoonful of peanut butter labeled "the people who care about you deserve more of your time"

Tea I'm sorry but are you possibly a cat

i understand why people say that on some level every office job is the same and it doesn't matter what or who you are doing paper work for it's always paper work. but i have mad beef with the spaceflight robot in the lobby because she tries to fucking trap me in conversations about lunar missions everytime i am late for work and i would say that is an experience unique to my particular type of paperwork

the other thing that is different to a normal office job is that once in a while an engineer will call me and say 'hello i have a legal question' and then when i say 'okay ask away' they will say something like 'we are going to blow up an asteroid' which is really more of a statement than a question. and then they will follow that up with 'can you send us the paperwork for that' as if that is something that has happened enough times in the history of humankind to have standardized paperwork. but otherwise it's mostly emails

also we have GOT to collectively come to terms with the fact that me or any other stranger online disliking or even making fun of something you like is not saying “no fun allowed” “no one can ever enjoy this” you have simply got to grow a spine and be able to like the shit you like. you don’t even have to defend it! like 90% of the media i really enjoy is divisive and half my friends actively hate it. i really don’t give a fuck though because i like it. you can write whatever you want! you’re allowed! even if it’s MY least favorite genre or style of writing and i have active distaste for it!

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

this is not a place of honor

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

Let the path of this post continue.

i’m gently cupping every woman’s face when I say this: there are things far worse than being single at any age

do not let your loneliness convince you that indifference or someone who is constantly hot + cold is better than being alone. being misunderstood or unappreciated is a loneliness of its own