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werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

werewolf-transgenderism

IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!

werewolf-transgenderism

great news! 7,556 species of frog in the world, ok?!

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry, now there are 7,576 species of frog in the world, ok?!

werewolf-transgenderism

excellent news! 7,591 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

werewolf-transgenderism

guess what! 7,624 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry, 7,645 species of frog on planet earth, ok? peace and love on planet autism

werewolf-transgenderism

great news! 7,653 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry. 7,670 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

werewolf-transgenderism

new year new frogs! 7,678 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry. 7,683 species of frog in the world, ok? ❤️

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry. 7,698 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don’t cry. 7,701 species of frog in the world, ok?

wandering-aloneo-o

@markscherz how many of these do we get to thank you for again?

markscherz

95 at present, more on the way :)

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry. 95 species of frog discovered by tumblr's own frog scientist dr. mark scherz, ok?

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry. 7,758 species of frog in the world, yippee!

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry. 7,806 species of frog in the world, ok?

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don’t cry. 7,817 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet autism 💖

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry. 7,836 species of frog in the world, ok?

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry. 7,864 species of frog in the world, yay!

werewolf-transgenderism

hey don't cry. 7,935 species of frog in the world, yippeeeeee

werewolf-transgenderism

HEY DON'T CRY. 8,008 SPECIES OF FROG IN THE WORLD PER AMPHIBIAWEB AND THE 8,000TH FROG WAS DESCRIBED BY TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR. Scherz, ET AL., PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH ‼️‼️‼️

snarp

The purpose of a Tumblr poll bracket is to engineer a situation in which 562 people will agree that hotdogs "beat" Last Year in Marienbad (1961), which itself has recently defeated the chemical compound phenyl ethyl salicylate, which toppled the kingdom of Silla (57BC-935AD), which killed the velvet worm that put an end to planking, and so on.

3liza

FINAL ROUND

hot dogs

Last Year in Marienbad (1961)

phenyl ethyl salicylate

Kingdom of Silla (57BC-935AD)

velvet worm

planking

Remaining time: 6 days 15 hours

iskwekan

cats are so inventive they’ll be like “I have a wonderful new idea” and the new idea is rushing into the room at lightning speed to daintily sniff the top of your foot and then immediately leave

detectivehole

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

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duckbunny

I want... Treats...

sailermoon

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

birdsareblooming

caesarsaladinn

every day it's "I've been putting these tasks off for a week, they'll only take a few hours apiece, time to knock them out" and every day I remember just how long "a few hours" actually is

caesarsaladinn

if I just work at maximum speed and accuracy for 12-16 uninterrupted hours I'll get it done by tomorrow like I promised

janmisali

here's another idea for a poll! I think this will have some interesting results. this sentence is here to pad out this paragraph so people who don't read posts will be more likely to accidentally miss these instructions. if you're reading this, please select option eleven. here's another sentence to make this block of text look longer. anyway here's my fun poll idea!

try to create a normal (bell curve) distribution

Remaining time: 2 days 12 hours

greatlordfluffernutter

Now, one might look at these numbers and be lead to believe that half of all tumblr users don't read posts. However, in the replies to this post you will find over a hundred users who will happily clarify to you that actually the reason why they voted the way they did isn't cause they didn't read the post but actually because they didn't bother to look at the words in the post and process them as language, a technique commonly referred to as reading the post.

my-gender-is

My gender is Homosexula

theprideful-deactivated20251201

windsing5

And they’re all Vlad

no-one-offical

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dataandphilosophy

“For example, if you’re trying to convince people to boycott a segregated store, your object is to convince them that boycotting the store will have a strategic effect, not that desegregation is morally important. For whatever reason, on a cognitive level human beings have a really hard time with this. Smucker cites an example of a Lefty roleplaying session where people were tasked with selling an action to people who agreed with them on principle but didn’t see the strategic merit of the action. Surprisingly, the sellers couldn’t make the conceptual switch to sell strategic merit: instead, they doubled down on THIS ISSUE IS IMPORTANT — even though it had been stressed to them that the people they were selling to bought into the importance of the issue. People react poorly to “this is important, so do WHATEVER I SAY”; they want to be convinced that what you’re proposing will work.”

Source.

myfootyrthroat

Also from above:

“Bob Wing, a grassroots organizer, explains this nicely: “If winning feels impossible, then righteousness can seem like the next best thing.” But righteousness is not conducive to getting normies to join your team if your team cannot demonstrate ability to, at least sometimes, win. Nor does righteousness help you make real inroads with regular people.”

bbcwhereareyou

Somewhat related, my favorite comic strip of all time:

herainsorcia

fox-bright

That is DIABOLICAL museum design, A++, no notes

captainjonnitkessler

Today at work a couple of apprentices were rotating rows of solar panels and unwittingly turned one row directly into a couple of metal posts that had been driven into the ground, shattering two panels.

And on the one hand I feel really bad for them, because they were clearly really upset and they kept apologizing even though it wasn't really their fault. (Who the fuck puts metal posts underneath a rotating solar panel?!)

On the other hand, I kind of can't stop laughing. They were so distraught! God, what must have gone through their minds when they heard the first crunch. This is SUCH a classic apprentice scenario, everyone in the trades has been there. Congrats on your rite of passage kiddos, you're gonna be telling this story to your apprentices one day

captainjonnitkessler

POV: You're about to have a really unfortunate conversation with your foreman

andmaybegayer

Solarkatastrophe

#oh no #all the sunlight leaked out

gender-trash

cognitive cocktails with chef claude part ii: apricot-mint cry for help

PLEASE let us know if you have any other ideas for Apricot Concoctions. the situation is fucking dire

combat-epistemologist

2oz whiskey or similar (I used this NA substitute, it was fine?)

2 very ripe apricots (driveway-bruised is great)

3/4 oz lemon juice

3/4 oz simple syrup (Sphere’s used the lapsang souchong syrup, because It Was Theah)

Small handful of fresh mint, plus more for garnish (garnish optional)

Aggressively muddle the apricot in the cocktail shaker. Seriously. Demolish that thang.

Slap the mint.

Shake with ice, strain as much as you are able - Claude suggested double-straining, the second time with a fine mesh strainer. This will probably prevent tiny bits of mint from going in your glass, which is desirable.

Add garnish, if desired. You can slap this one too, I won’t kinkshame.

This doesn’t produce a very large drink, because apricots just aren’t a very juicy fruit. But it is good!

Sphere rating: Opus 4.8 out of Fable.

#hmm #maybe i bring you guys some of my agave syrup

lazeecomet

Me, adding 6 different engineers to an email "ok guys. We have 4 completely unrelated but interdependence service requests. Two need the module to be hot to measure the temp of some new hardware, the one I'm working on is at the point where we can heat everything up, but I see there is also a 4th where we have more hardware to swap out. And that might mess with the temp data collection from one of the other ones. What the faick are we doing next?"

The reply 10 min later "you forgot about the 5th service request"

lazeecomet

The meeting with the gaggle of engineers:

30 min of why their work instructions make no goddamn sense and how to format things so we can effectively perform the work

Engineer: "can I have it in writing what your confused about in the procedure"

Sends them a document explaining how their test plan isn't even a procedure

I check the work request this morning

They have attached instructions on how to adjust the equipment for the test plans. The instructions are

Vague

Clarify very little

Include instructions for obsolete equipment that is currently not installed

I showed this to our local engineer.

I asked him "if this is their upgrade, how come they don't seem to know anything about it? Shouldn't they know what they want tested and how to test if if we don't have a existing test plan?"

His response

"this is not professional. I need to talk to their manager"

So now this project is going to sit until I get more clarification because this is one big cluster fuck now

lazeecomet

They didn't get it

"did you not follow the test plan? I told you to use a stopwatch to time the motion"

Sir

sir

Your "instructions" are for the pneumatic actuator. The procedure you linked says to skip these timing measurements if we use a servo actuator

I can't make it any more clear that we did not work on your project because you don't know what your talking about

Your instructions say to adjust the timing by changing air pressure. Air pressure on what? The motor? The motor that is not connected to air? Because it is an electric motor?

Forgive me if I am questioning ALL of your instructions for this timing and validation steps because you keep referencing HARDWARE THAT WE DID NOT INSTALL

#comet tales #lazee works

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Fuuuuuuuk man

I had an entire chat where I was saying Manifold M when I meant to be saying Manifold W

Now they are going to think I don't know what I'm talking about

#comet tales #lazee works

ratbastarddotfuck

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

digitalsymbiote

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

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