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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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NASA
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Fai_Ryy
Origami Around
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almost home
Stranger Things
The Stonewall Inn
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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KIROKAZE
#extradirty
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@maybeillwritesmth
lately instead of thinking "i have to kill myself" ive been thinking "i have to go to sea" which is unlocking new and exciting daydreams
i was lamenting in my friend's dms and i was about to type "they have to put me down" but i heard the internal dialogue equivalent of like. this
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Your pronouns sound like someone clearing their throat
you guys find new ways to hate crime every day
my gender is now canceled everyone stop perceiving it
These days, lots of public libraries have a "library of things" collection where you can check out kitchen appliances or yard tools or toys, and, as a children's library assistant, the most popular library of things item that I handle regularly is a plastic scepter thingy called like "unicorn princess magic wand". And whenever I check it out I make a big show of looking at the little kid and being like "do you solemnly swear to use your unicorn princess magic powers only for good and never for evil?"
And pretty much without fail, the little kid will get the world's most mischievous grin and go "I'm gonna use it for EVIL!!!"
in less than three years we will have adults born in the 2000’s
the funny thing about this is that both people born in the 2000s are reblogging this freaking out because they arent ready to be adults and people who were born before the 2000s are freaking out about how they feel old and that it cant be happening because all people born in the 2000s are like 4
in less than two years we will have adults born in the 2010’s
in less than two years
we will have adults born in
the 2010’s
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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horse cream puff …
made your favorite babe. skyrim dinner
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Noticing my shoes hurt and, because I'm a systemspilled analytical thinker, immediately thinking "Who benefits?"
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boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture
interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex
Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins
I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results
Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.
Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.
Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.
"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you
Easily the most annoying kind of vampire in the world are the ones where you finally corner the fuckers and when you're going in with the stake they start spouting off sociology 101 bullshit to try and weasel out of it. "Oh, no ethical consumption under capitalism," "oh, the rich are the real vampires if you think about it-" yeah, yeah, you ate like fifty homeless people, asshole. Hold still
Okay but if you aren't a vegetarian your case against vampires is actually pretty weak.
I SAID HOLD STILL
More silk scarves... give me more silk scarves...
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Computer simulation of a world where eye floaters are replaced by bart
Bart floaters no mercy
