M E M E S T R E A M

ive recently been able to get over my sensory issues regarding moisturizer by literally just saying "im going snail mode"

@crabussy

had a dream where Estelle, wanting to distance herself from Kanye West for obvious reasons, quietly had all digital versions of "American Boy" replaced with a remix featuring a haunting and experimental countermelody by Philip Glass

the general structure of the song was unchanged IIRC so it was just like. "take me to New York I want to see~ L.~ A.~" followed by a straight minute of some Silent Hill type shit that was at once baffling and deeply compelling

But it’s not so enjoy

Fun thing about football right now is that there's a move called the "brotherly shove" that the Eagles do when they're very close to scoring, where the whole team puts their hands on the ass of the guy with the ball and physically propels him over the line into the endzone for the touchdown, and all the other teams' fans hate it because it's got such a ridiculously high rate of success for the Eagles and doesn't really seem to work for any other team. People are straight-up calling for this move to be banned, claiming it's "unstoppable" and gives an "unfair advantage" but it really and truly is a skill issue. The whole league hates this move because it only makes the Eagles win more often and nobody else can figure out how to do it right

it's important to have bits that aren't good and also nobody likes and also aren't funny

#what was that about breaking bad fans having phds in video editing

I left tumblr for like 7 years now sometimes posts are underwater now

globael warming

What’s your smiling policy here

imagine showing the ghirapur grand prix to an innistradi child

#what was that about breaking bad fans having phds in video editing