I love how literally like five minutes in, young Elsa was like “ew no, why are the hets kissing”

also “age is just a number” means i’m buying that stuffed animal and y’all can’t stop me

“Age is just a number” means that if I wanna go trick-or-treating I’m going trick-or-treating

if pedophiles believe that age is just a number then jail is just a room ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And a bullet is just a piece of metal

love rebloggin 20 things out of nowhere at once then leaving

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

“wrong! you owe me seven dollars”

“WHA -HA-ADO YOU MEAAAN????”

this man gives off wildly chaotic trickster fey vibes

“WRONG ITS A KING OF DIAMONDS”

Accurate

PRO CHOICE

the last time i reblogged this i got an angry anon.  let’s try this again, shall we?

PRO CHOICE IS PRO WOMEN

the forced birth movement needs to go down

When i was a kid, a creep tried to lure me away with him in Walmart. I said I’d have to ask my mom (who was on the other side of the store), then went to the nearest lady. An elderly black woman. I hugged her and said VERY loudly: “Mommy! This man says he knows you from church and that he has puppies outside! Can i go?” She said “no baby, you stay with me” And i just nodded and walked away with her as every able bodied person nearby converged to kick the creep’s ass.

I helped an elderly black lady put a big thing of water in her buggy and she said thank you, baby and hugged me and I nearly cried

in this house we protect elderly black women at all costs

I’m a hopeless bromantic, high five me in the rain, fistbump me gently as the sun sets.

hey op real quick what the Actual fuck

Hey op you do realize that by actually biting a chunk of fucking soap you are in fact the one losing

y'all are just jealous that op is brave enough to monch on the forbidden chocolate…

What does the forbidden chocolate taste like

soap

[ID: unfortunately, it’s two photographs of hotel soap with bites taken out of them.]

all this time…. i’ve been on tumblr for years…. i’ve seen this post on my dash, even in screenshots…. but never before have i realized that op is i-am-a-fish.