The chill that never left your spine

i think you guys need to go back to consuming art for the art’s sake rather than for the sake of the review you’re going to post on the internet later

Cats that are REALLY human socialized and tolerant of touching are so funny. You can just grab them and pick them up. Boneless. Squish their little face in your hand. They love it. But what's funnier is when you get used to one of those and then absentmindedly pet a normal cat weirdstyle and they're like MYAGH?? & you're just like ykw you're right my bad girl

Grabbing a cat and kind of wiggling it back and forth will have wildly varying results depending on if the cat is normal or boneless

new chess piece called the jester which can move anywhere on the board but can't capture anything. it just gets in the way to annoy your opponent

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

5th grade was the last time I wore a dress for school pictures. When my parents attempted to force the issue for 6th grade, I climbed onto our roof and pulled the ladder up after me. My dad borrowed the neighbors ladder. As soon as it touched the roof I pulled it up too. By the time I had 3 ladders they were willing to negotiate, and 2 hours late for work.

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[pointing at myself in the mirror] lock the fuck in we can not afford to be five years old right now

get your head in the FUCKING game

abwehhhh