The chill that never left your spine

Somebodys gotta get into the freaking oval office and tell our Lump of a "President" that racism = small dick energy!!! 🤨😬

everybody start complimenting brown eyes NOW ‼️

every person i’ve ever been with has had brown eyes and every time i say their eyes are pretty they say “huh, really? i’ve never heard that before. i think they’re kinda boring” are you FUCKING kidding me i could stare into your eyes forever and not be bored for a second

of all the posts i’ve ever had breach containment this is the one that made me genuinely excited I hope this gets notes fr i hope it lands on the dash of my brown eyed boyfriend and reminds him how beautiful he is

if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

we need free the nipple back and we need to lead with trans women this time

There should be polycule discounts for if u want to rent multiple apartments in the same building

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

the booby (the bird) is so funny cuz like... its an animal evolved to fly miles and miles out over the ocean, then drop almost 100ft into the sea and swim around fast enough to catch fish. and sometimes it walks on land. but it does that last part pretty badly because it's so focused on that first thing, so europeans called it the Stupid Bird What Walks Stupid