Pizza time

She's being so big and brave.

The long awaited sequel.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

the subject line was “OW”

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

It’s even worse than i remember it

she said it was the most beautiful sick email she’s ever gotten

One of my favourite customer interactions

Horse from Drake & Josh: Talent Showdown

day 18

the cutes..

this is what that dude from deltarune has

A second Dollar General has hit the server

This video is making me LOSE IT

robert and sandra doodle

fuck food marry air kill food fuck water

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Will Wood song title: Spumpy Klumpy and the mysterious meatball house//Saturday night evil clown orgy