You Can’t Make A Tomlette Without Breaking Some Greggs

We used to make posts about loki on here

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

I don’t watch the Pitt but I have seen many gifs of it and there is this one little fella who just has the face of a man born to bleed out in the trenches after an unsuccessful turn as a poet in the first world war

mutual you didn't tell me that post you made four months ago about you wanting to fuck the water cycle had been blowing up this whole time omg I had to stumble across it on my dash already at 57k notes. you have to tell me these things

when fiona apple asked “how can i ask anyone to love me when all i do is beg to be left alone”. well i have not found an answer but if anyone else has lmk

i go to a gay bar and notice the furry convention's in town. i see a fine lookin bear remove his fursuit, revealing that underneath, he's also a fine lookin bear. I raise my eyebrows and say "woof" and all the cat furries immediately hiss and scatter

*flirting with an older man* when i was born you had already attempted suicide once