i refuse to compare to her to male fictional hockey players but if you think your guys have been through it try being my friend sophie fournier. she was the first woman drafted in a professional men’s hockey league. hockey is the only thing she cares about. she’s in a 4 year situationship with no end in sight by book 6. they were going to build a house together but her swedish not-girlfriend got a boyfriend because sophie didn’t know she had feelings for her. she still doesn’t know, she just knows she’s sad about this. she can’t drink anything out of an unsealed bottle because she has an ever-present (and and not unreasonable) fear of being poisoned. she doesn’t trust anyone on earth with her real thoughts and emotions. she’s the captain of a team that she single-handedly turned around, with a stanley maple cup under her belt (among a MILLION other achievements), and six seasons of experience, and she still has to do daily interviews about how women surely can’t handle playing hockey in the big leagues. she finished her last season coughing blood in secret because her coach wouldn’t let her take a break after a serious injury. no one on her team even knows this. her coach was fired because he was the worst guy alive and everyone calls her a coach-killer now and says the league caters to her.

it actually makes me so sad that show ilya has been separated from his stupid sports cars :,( his beautiful stupid sports cars who is he without them

am i making it up or did someone bring the stanley cup on a ride in a tank. it’s impossible to google but i really feel like i didn’t make that up