dearly beloved

all that work to bring soccer to the us, paying out the nose for messi to play at miami, privately fundraising to get a top level coach your federation can't afford, getting trump to cheat for you and then your goalkeeper freezes like a baby deer for an instantly memeable goal that will humiliate your program for the next 4 years atleast.

You people need to understand that the USA was disgusting from the first millisecond it was conceived

has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet

just me. and i'm NOT telling

what the fuck. come on

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

I'd put Vinculus on Goodreads. Hell, I'd even put him on booktok just for the pure chaos of it.

A thought: Though Mr Norrell is highly aware of the dangers of having fairy-servants, he seems to completely discount the dangers posed by the human beings he chooses to work with (i.e. Drawlight and Lascelles).

who else is up at 3:30am thinking about how hickey is a product of british imperialism and how victorian england treated people that werent rich or straight or obedient enough, and how he couldnt be patriotic because patriotism requires believing in a group identity (even if its a very restrictive one) and hickey is a ✨surpassingly lonely man✨, but how even when he rejects the british empire at the end he still becomes a symbol of british imperialism by trying to literally take control of a part of inuit culture and identity for his own gain. i hate him. im obsessed with him. who else does it like him.

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift