dearly beloved

my favourite part of Backrooms was when Phil showed Mary a photo of Clark on the cameras and you could see the big fuckass censor square over the Pirate

Thom Rainier I owe you my life. You were there whenever there were bears in the fucking Hinterlands and every other member of the party was shitting in their pants. You were there whenever those big ass templars were hitting us with those big ass shields. You were there whenever those flying demons kept freezing our asses. You were there whenever we had to kill a dragon and you ended them all by yourself because we were all WEAK. Even Cassandra died when you were still standing. Oh my god you son a bitch you really saved the whole Thedas' ass. Oh my god

someone on tumblr going feral over a blorbo from their shows is 1000000x more likely to get me to watch something than some influencer that only got invited to a premiere because they have a "significant" follower count

it can't just be "inconsiderate" to listen to tik tok at full volume on a train, it has to be a crime worthy of public execution. alternatively, only a foaming-at-the-mouth fascist would find it annoying to have to listen to, so maybe you should kill yourself for not appreciating it

idk why people are commenting on this post in support of one or the other ridiculous statements i made. this post is explicitly mocking this perennial tumblr conversation because it is stupid