Visit the Daggett County police department in Utah. There, look for the fellow who goes by James Bryars (this is not his real name, but for your sake, do not bring that up). Ask him for the paper shredder. If he brings you to an actual paper shredder, stab him in the patella and run. If he brings you to an unlisted residence next to a busy highway, you’re halfway to your goal.
Once there, he will leave you with a nod and drive away in his police car. You must act discretely and quickly if you want to succeed. Follow the subtle path of small white flowers to the abandoned forklift. There, you will find your next clue as well as the keys to the forklift.
Good luck soldier.
well...i just got my OSHA forklift certification 😳



















