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The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

I've never seen a more deserved cat slap

We make fun of steampunk and mock it but imagine if there really were marvelous devices

“Who’s We” me and your mom, from my sexual dirigible thousands of feet in the air

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

opened my wip and didnt immediately write a thousand new beautiful and perfect words so i'm going to smash my laptop with a hammer

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

"AMAB" i mean so what. i was jaundiced at birth too but nobody seems to want to assign social significance to that. they should though. they should assert that i will always have a jaundiced soul no matter how much urine i process. and mock me for my weak faggot kidneys #myweakfaggotkidneys

Post: atheist youtubers are overdosing on deep rock galactic pussy me: not true Post: bunnies and cats are learning how to write in new language called US american cuneiform me: thats right

You probably end up talking to animals a lot if you're immortal, right? Sure, animals die like everyone else, but they can only look and act so different from parents. It's probably really easy to pretend an entire species is just one creature who's always on top of the latest fashion trends. And if you ever see more than one at once? Siblings you've never met. Who also love trends. Not kids--never kids-- just siblings. Easy.

evil cass arc david keeps calling slade to ask about cass and getting sent to voicemail. inbox full of how ya doin buddy it's me dave. hey how's my little firecracker. getting enough to eat or what. lord knows she won't tell you. made that mistake before. heh. has she shown you the neck thing she was always great at that. barely had to teach it to her she had it down pat. better than i ever did it i'll tell ya. betcha even a guy like you could learn a thing or two. she's the real deal believe me. god i miss my girl. you get it right. yeah i know you do. you don't gotta tell me. anyway. can't wait for the next mission. call me anytime you've got my number. day or night i mean it. i'm ready to go. locked and loaded. all that. talk to you soon my friend. again it's dave. maybe you don't have it saved in there. but hey i understand when you're in the life like we are. covert ops. gotta do what you gotta do. alright. keep in touch now