Long Live The Dead!

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

”tonight we dine in shrimphalla!!” -Ragatha probably

other tme lesbians we do not need another skit about how wacky it is that a doctor would ever ask if there's a possibility you could be pregnant when you're "Literally a Lesbian 😂😂🤣" we've actually reached full saturation on these and nobody ever ever has to make another one again

the thing about mothers in fiction is that a lot of fandoms seem to be under the impression that the worst thing a woman can possibly do is be a bad mother. like they can forgive deadbeat dads easily but the moment a woman is a bad or even mediocre mother she's the devil incarnate to them. and then you're like "i like her and i think she's interesting" and they immediately go "oh so you think it's okay to be a bad mother (which is the most evil thing a woman can be)". and don't even get me started on how they react to female characters who are bad stepmothers

it’s okay guys I’m literally as normal as a person in my situation can be