Long Live The Dead!

alien miku

medieval troubadour gets isekaied into early 1970s england but ends up blending in perfectly with the local prog rock scene

They would not go on cute dates and raise children, they would punch each other in the throat and have bad sex on the couch.

The batman who laughs? More like.... belongs in the trash!

there are a lot of female characters where you can say that lesbian sex would fix them but it's kind of even more fun when it wouldn't. like clearly she wants to be having it but it would make everything worse and ruin her life. and i would like to see it.

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

tbh one of my most american opinions is that i didn’t know until kind of embarrassingly recently that birthright citizenship is not the worldwide standard and i think that’s insane. like i genuinely cannot think of a single reason why a country wouldn’t have birthright citizenship that isn’t at least low key kind of fascist.

hey don't cry. on december 3, 1926, agatha christie went missing for eleven days and because the uk police didn't know what to do they recruited sir arthur conan doyle, creator of master detective sherlock holmes, but all he did was conduct a séance to try and contact her distressed spirit

i'm not a particularly sensitive person but maybe the only big thing i am super sensitive about is my eating habits. because not only is having trouble eating physically bad for you, it's also incredibly inconvenient and deeply alienating. on top of that it's one of the things that everyone loves to reach across the aisle to agree people should feel bad about themselves for. like when people on this website get together and decide that they absolutely need everyone to know how pathetic they find the idea of a person who would order chicken fingers at a fancy restaurant. yeah yeah i get it picky eaters are all adult children and always will be and they deserve our scorn. it's a good thing they're all just doing it on purpose by refusing to try new things so we pretty much just have a free pass to publicly ridicule them.