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love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

Oh boy, a complex character who's a woman! I love messy characters who hurt everyone around them and continue the cycles that hurt them!! Can't wait to share this joy with fellow fans– why's everyone calling her a bitch

thinks pensively again about my idea before season 1 aired and we had no clue about what the louis and lestat relationship timeline was except it started in the 1910s and i was like doing the math on their 65 years together or whatever and was like wow are they gonna make the theatre de vampires a commentary on the broader 70s vampire craze and i was imagining armand as an exploitation film director and the coven filming their real kills for distribution and this would be somehow deeply engaged with both the medium of film and the vampire as a pop culture figure and also armand as the checked out hates his job exploitation filmmaker just ruled to me conceptually and anyways i still think this would have been fun as hell

they’ve always got Alicent Hightower in a situation that you would see in the plot of a mobile game advertisement

We need a big chart where we rank all tumblr users most impactful developmental trauma and illnesses of the mind so we can use it to determine who has senior authority when arguing about anime characters

You try and tell me off for my attack on titan take and I check the chart and see you’re 3 points less molested than me plus your parents aren’t divorced so I begin to draft a callout posthaste