I'm a human pillow

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys

if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig

If you only had a device that could make it just a bit more visible

She is going to hit that Christian baby for a home run.

all the “peer pressure is bad” education we give kids is practically useless because all it cares about is telling them that Drugs Are Evil rather than the much more useful lesson of ‘the person who responds to you saying you don’t drink by telling you they’ll find a way to get you to is also going to be shitty about all your other boundaries’.

god forbid you teach kids that their consent should be respected rather than about the inherent immorality of all the sinful actions of their peers

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

Hey yeah so this post literally kept me alive for like 6 months. Thank you. And OP is so right. Everyone on this island became my best friends. And guess what? Now they can't wait to meet *you* and they talk about you every single day.

so funny that even now there are people who think rasputin must've had supernatural powers or something. this was a time when the female orgasm was so rare that women were prescribed them as a one-off treatment for hysteria. if you were in st. petersburg at the turn of the 20th century and gave even halfway decent head you too could've ridden a waterfall of pussy all the way to the top of the political establishment