how would you write a Jaune X Wonder woman story where they are dating pre beacon
Pre-Beacon? I’m going to do a Atlas Arc instead, I’ve got a tantalizing idea for that one~!
It was just another day down in the depths of Mantle for the Huntress trainee. It was one of Diana's few days off, and she wanted to spend some time at her favourite café eating some cake. Most, Hunter’s spent their time up in Atlas enjoying the cafés there. But, Diana found them to lack a certain warmth, and charm to them. So, here she was, on her way to enjoy a slice of cake.
That is if it wasn’t for another one of Atlas’s typical fuck ups: A Grimm attack.
A Grimm attack was not really Atlas's fault. No no no, the Grimm will attack them, it is their nature to do so. But, not fixing the bloody wall to prevent said attacks from happening was entirely, Atlas’s fault.
Oh well, she may not have her weapons, but she could certainly punch a simple Sabyr into oblivion. At least she thought she would have if some bumbling buffoon didn’t shove her away, and steal her kill!
: Don’t worry! I’ve got you!
She was abruptly shoved to the side as some guy in white armour came through, and slashed the Grimm into pieces. Making quick work out of the rampaging, Sabyr’s. He looked around for a moment searching for anymore hostiles, before he sheathed his sword, and offered Diana a hand up.
: Sorry about that; I hope I didn’t hurt you pushing you aside like that.
The blond offered her his hand that she quickly batted it away as she stood up by herself with a scowl across her face.
Diana: I could have handled it myself! I’m a Huntress-in-training. I don’t need some literal white knight to come in, and save me!
: Oh, sorry. You were just standing there, I thought you were in shock that you were being charged by some Grimm.
Diana: Well, I may not have my weapons, but I could easily punch a Grimm into dust, just like I was about to!
: Really? You didn’t adopt a fighting stance, were you really going to punch it? Again, you were just standing there.
Diana: Well maybe I would have if someone didn’t interrupt me!
: Okay, okay, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to mess things up for you. You looked like you were in trouble, so I stepped in to help. That’s it.
Diana: Pff… Yeah right… Who even are you that makes you think you can go galavanting around waving your sword like that?
Diana: Jaune Arc… Registered by Atlas Academy… Nineteen years old?! No way in hell are you a Huntsman!
Jaune: I am, my ID says so.
Diana: By, Hera there is no way you’re a real Huntsman!
Jaune: W-Was that you cursing?
Diana: I’m eighteen years old; how the hell did you become a licensed Huntsman, while I’m still a bloody student?!
Jaune: Been around the world, fought some nasty Grimm. That’s pretty much it.
Diana: Bullshit you’re not a Huntsman!
Jaune: I am, I literally just showed you the proof.
Diana: I seriously doubt some kid like you is a Huntsman.
Jaune: And, I can’t imagine a brat like you is a Huntress. Oh wait, excuse me I spoke wrong; A huntress-in-training!
Diana: You better watch it bud.
Jaune: I am watching it, and I am not impressed with what I’m seeing.
Diana: You’re gonna be impressed when I leave a crater in the wall with your face!
Jaune: Ha! I’ve taken a hit from Titan Class Atlas Mech, and I just shrugged that off. The hell makes you think anything you could do anything that could actually hurt me?
Diana: You’d be surprised what I could do to you.
Jaune: Hmm… Fraid I have to go. I have official Huntsman work to do. See you around, bitch.
Diana: Oh you’re dead you asshole! You hear me! Dead!
Winter: All right then, Team DBKZ, are you ready?
Barbra: I’ve been ready for this all day!
Kara: I can’t believe we’re going to face off against some real Hunters! This is going to be so cool!
Zatanna: I hope we can put on a good fight, we may be good, but are we really ready for center stage?
Diana: Relax, Z, we’ve got this. Team DBKZ can handle anything, right team?
Kara: Lets bash their heads in!
Barbra: Yeah! Let's get this show on the road!
Zatanna: Okay, let's do this.
Diana: That’s more like it, let's do this!
Winter: Well, Team spirit aside, here are your opponents, or at least most of them?
Ren: Sorry we’re late. It took us longer than expected to finish our mission reports.
Nora: That’s because they’re so boring!
Ren: But, they need to be filled out.
Winter: Mr. Ren, where is your team leader?
Ren: He should be here in a moment, he had to deal with a Grimm attack while on his patrol, so he needed to do more paper work.
Winter: Understandable. In the meantime, meet your opponents, Team JNR, may I present to you, Team DBKZ. Would you like to introduce yourselves?
Diana: No problem. Hi there, my name is Diana Prince, and I lead this team of super gals.
Nora: Are you some sort of Amazonian?
Diana: Yeah, is that a problem?
Barbra: My name is Barbra Gordon; Pleased to meet you.
Ren: Pleasure to meet you. My name is Lie Ren, and my friend here is named Nora Valkyrie.
Kara: Hi, my name is Kara Danvers; It’s a pleasure to meet you!
Nora: You look like one of Fearless Leaders sisters.
Zatanna: And, my name is Zatanna Zatara. Pleased to meet you.
Nora: Are you a magician?
Zatanna: Yes I am. Perhaps you can come to one of my shows later.
Nora: Awesome! Hey, have you ever pulled a bunny out of a hat before?
Nora: Have you ever pulled out a rabbit eared faunas out of the hat before?
Nora: Fearless Leader did! It was awesome!
Ren: He did. Although the faunas in question didn’t like it.
Ren: I speculate it was because she didn’t like having her ears pulled.
Kara: I’d buy that. They’re really sensitive.
Ren: He didn’t mean to mind you, it just… happened.
Barbra: Yeah, I can see several reasons why she would be upset with him.
Jaune: Hey guys! Sorry I’m late, I had a lot of… Oh, it’s you again…
Diana: Wait, this is the Hunter team you’re making us fight against?!
Winter: Yes. Is there a problem with that, Miss Prince?
Diana: Yes. It’s got him in it!
Barbra: I’ve taken it you two have met before?
Nora: Whoa! Jaune-Jaune just swore! He must hate her.
Zatanna: Seriously? Just like that, you know he hates her?
Nora: Jaune drinks his respect woman juice daily!
Kara: Weird one ain’t she…?
Jaune: Winter, may I have a one on one bout with this little girl? Someone needs to teach her some manners.
Diana: Pff! Like you could place so much as a scratch on me!
Winter: Hmm… I’ll allow it.
Jaune: Ha! Get ready Princes, you won’t see what’s coming for ya!
Diana: Oh bring it on you arrogant prick!
Barbra: Uhh… Is this really such a good idea Specialist Schnee?
Winter: The whole point of this duel was meant to be a humbling. More so for your team leader than the rest of you. So it works out in the end. Besides, Mr. Arc is not the kind of person to challenge others to a duel, I am quite interested to see what he will do.
Nora: Go! Go! Go! Jaune! Show ‘em who’s boss! Show ‘em who’s boss! Break her legs! Break her legs! JNPR PRIDE! YEAHHHH!!!
Kara: Uhh… Where the hell did she get the pompoms, and the cheerleader outfit?
Zatanna: Wait what?! She wasn’t dressed like that a minute ago?!
Ren: Best not dwell on it; Such a path only leads to madness…
Winter: Let's begin the fight shall we?
The duo stepped into the training ground, the pair brandishing their swords, and shields as they sized up their opponents.
Diana: You ready to taste dirt!
Jaune: I’d ask you for a dance, but I doubt you could keep up with me.
Diana: Oh, I’m one hell of a dancer buddy.
Winter: You will fight until either one of you surrenders, your auras are knocked into the red, or if I say so. Understood?
Winter: Good. The match will begin in, 3… 2… BEGIN!
At the klaxons horn the duo charged one another, blades held high as they collided in a fury of steel. Sparks flew through the air, as the blades sang as they met. They held each other at an even space as they fought, giving no ground, or showing no weakness to their foes. Or, so those who watched from afar thought.
Jaune gripped the blade in his hands, and with the force of a sledgehammer smashed the pommel of his blade on Dianna's shield, denting it on impact. A cry of pain escaped Diana's lips as the dent point of metal dug into her arm making it dig into her arm with every strike against it.
Diana thrust out with her sword, catching Jaune's shoulder, causing him to break his attack against her as she charged him, bashing her shield against his using her superior strength to send him flying.
Jaune landed in a roll, using this to quickly bring himself to his knees as he blocked Diana's overhead swing with her sword that came crashing down upon him.
Jaune barely batted an eye as he was knocked over. The girl could hit him like a truck, but she hit like he ran into a parked truck. Nora would, and could send him flying like a golf ball if she hit him with her war hammer. Daina’s attack was simple child’s play compared to that.
Jaune pushed Diana off of him, giving him the space he needed to slash wildly at her. At least, that’s what she thought he was doing. But, as a golden wave came crashing into her that sent her flying back, she understood what truly happened.
He had sent a wave of raw aura towards her. He encased his blade in aura, and let it go like a ranged weapon that knocked her off her feet. This was a technique she knew only those with vast aura reserves would dare try because of how draining it was. She knew he only did this to gain some space; he wasn't going to use such a drastic measure against her again.
Arcs of pure aura were sent towards her, causing her to dart back, and forth as the path of his attacks tore up the floor before exploding as they reached their zenith. Her sword was sent flying from her hands as she tried to deflect one of these blasts. And, just before another one could hit her, she flung her shield like a discus at it, causing it to explode before it hit her. But, an interesting sight appeared before, Jaune. From the cloud of smoke, darting towards him like a hummingbird came a one, Dianna Prince.
She flew through the air, slashing her sword into his chest, sending him flying once more as he landed on the ground in another roll. He brought himself to his feet as he saw Diana hover in the air before him, looking down on him with a cocky smirk.
Jaune: You can fly?! Gods… People's Semblances can be such bullshit…
Diana smirked egotistically as she charged him, no doubt expecting an easy win as she swung her sword at Jaune. However, there were many reasons Specialist Schnee wanted Diana Prince to fight Jaune Arc. Chief among those reasons was that Jaune Arc was a strategist, whose plans were so thorough, and calculating that it even had many of the specialists placed on the back foot. With only his skill stopping him from achieving victory. And, while Diana Prince was in no means so short sighted, she tended to favour her battle prowess, and go on the offensive, reacting to her opponent’s strategy then coming up with her own. And, today, she would understand why it was a foolish mistake to charge in guns blazing.
If such a lesson didn’t fill her with rage though.
Jaune sheathed his sword, and converted it into its bastard sword form, and swung at Dianna, who reacted too late as she was sent flying like a baseball.
Diana crashed into the wall hard, bringing herself out of it as she snarled at Jaune who responded with a cheeky grin as he mockingly bowed to her. Diana let out a cry of rage as she charged at them as their battle raged onward.
Barbra: Wow… Diana is getting her butt kicked…
Kara: She usually beats most of her opponents by now, this Jaune fellow is giving her the works.
Nora: YEAH! JNPR pride fearless leader!
Zatanna: JNPR? But, there’s only three of you, where’s your fourth member?
Zatanna: Oh! I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to bring up, and past pain.
Ren: It’s alright. We’ve accepted her death, and we have moved on from it. Although, I think your friend has unearthed some hidden trauma that is affecting Jaune.
Zatanna: Hidden trauma; What are you talking about?
Ren: I don’t know, and that’s what worries me.
Diana had come to a conclusion: Jaune Arc was an utter bastard.
Every time she thought she had an effective strategy to defeat him, he came up with a simple, yet effective countermeasure to defeat her in turn! But, as she pulled out the golden rope on her hip, she came up with an effective way to defeat him.
Jaune watched her carefully as she started spinning a golden lasso in her hands. She hovered in the air for a moment looking down at him with another cocky smirk plastered across her face. Jaune knew what she was planning on doing, anyone with a pair of functioning eyes could see what she was planning on doing. The question remained, could he stop her from carrying out her little plan.
Diana moved like a hawk as she spun her lasso around, catching Crocea Mors in its bands before Jaune had enough time to react. Jaune struggled to hold on to his sword, but he couldn’t maintain a proper grip as it was soon wretched free from his hands and sent flying, embedding itself into the wall.
Before Jaune could react the lasso was wrapped around his arms, tightly holding him in place giving Jaune only one moment to contemplate on this rather precarious predicament.
And, just like that, Dianna threw him in the air, spinning him around faster, and faster before flinging him into the wall causing a massive crater to be formed in the wall.
Diana looked to the aura meter on the wall to see Jaune's aura fall from a yellow to a green.
Diana looked towards Jaune to see a golden light envelop his body as his aura went back to being full at 100%.
Jaune: Ughh… I feel like I’m gonna throw up… The spinning, that… Uuhhhhh… That! That was worse than being smashed into a wall…
Diana soon landed before Jaune as he slowly rose to his feet, as she held out her hands in bewilderment.
Diana: The hell was that! Did you just recharge your aura?!
Jaune: Yep. It’s a part of my semblance.
Diana: What kind of a bullshit semblance is that?!
Jaune: Oh, my semblance is bullshit? Oh, that rich coming from you! You seemingly have super strength, you’re super durable, and you can fucking fly! And, my semblance is the OP one?!
Diana: You can take an absolute beating, and you won’t go down! How is that fair!
Jaune: 1: A fair fight is one where your skills are fairly above that of your opponents. 2: I’m not invincible, I can be defeated, but not by how you’ve been doing it. And, 3: Right.
Diana: Right? Right of…?!
As soon as Diana's head turned to look to her right, she felt a fist connect with her head that sent her sprawling across the floor. She rose to her hands, and knees to look at Jaune as he adopted a boxer's stance, as a fierce, and determined look flashed across his eyes as it was followed by a sarcastic grin as he looked down on her.
Diana spat on the ground as she rose, and adopted her own fighting stance as she stared, Jaune down.
Diana: Didn’t your mother teach you it’s not polite to hit a lady?
Jaune: She did, she gave very different instructions when dealing with a bitch however.
Winter: Enough! That’s enough you two. The winner is, Jaune Arc.
Diana: What! But, we’re still capable of fighting! Why are you calling the match?!
A white glyph appeared beside Diana, and before she could ask why it was there, she was sent flying into the wall, and the klaxon sounded signalling that Diana's aura was now in the red, and the duel was over.
Winter: As you can see, you were one more hit from losing. If Mr. Arc had punched you harder he would have defeated then, and there.
Diana: What! I would have beat him if it wasn’t for his stupid semblance!
Winter: No you wouldn’t have.
Winter: While, Mr. Arc’s taunting seemed to come from a place of genuine hatred. They were calculated; intended to upset you, and throw you off, to act recklessly as you fought him, and as you can it was quite effective.
Diana: Grrr! This isn’t over you bastard!
Jaune: Did it ever even begin?
Winter: Enough! Ms. Zatara, would you kindly retrieve their equipment?
Zatanna: Of course! Nurter rieht reag otun meht!
And, in a flash, Jaune, and Diana’s weapons reappeared on their bodies causing Jaune to pull out his weapons, and inspect their condition before looking to Zatanna, then to Diana.
Jaune: Again, my semblance is bullshit?
Nora: OOH~! You can use actual magic! That’s amazing! Can you use it on me?
Zatanna: Depends on what you want me to do with it, but yes I can.
Nora: Can you make me thic?
Zatanna: N-No… I can’t do stuff like that…
Nora: Darn. Oh well, getting knocked up by Jaune is still a better plan anyway. Thanks anyway.
Winter: Ignoring Ms. Valkyrie’s… comments… Do you understand why you lost, Ms. Prince?
Winter: I see. Do you know why Ms. Prince lost, Mr. Arc?
Winter: Care to explain how she lost then?
Jaune: No. The princess needs to figure that out herself. Or, else she’ll never learn anything.
Winter: Hmm… I agree. Ms. Prince, your assignment for today is to understand why you lost, and while you will continue to do so, if you do not fix this problem you have.
Diana: Problem? I have no problems!
Winter: I beg to differ. Well then, since the arena has been partially destroyed by you two, the training match is over. You have the rest of the day off. Till later.
Jaune: I’ll hit the showers, I'll catch you guys up later.
Jaune: Oh we’re commenting about each other’s body odours now? Okay, but first can you be upwind of me?
Diana: You wouldn’t know the smell of roses, even if it nipped you in the butt!
Jaune: That depends; Are you the roses, or the fertilizer they use for the roses?
Diana: Oh go fuck yourself!
Jaune: How original: Bitch.
The remainder of Team JNPR, and Team DBKZ stood together as they watched their team leaders walk away, shouting the occasional insult as they walked away.
Kara: They’re going to hate fuck each other so hard it’s going to break the bed.
Barbra: I give them a week before they do that.
Nora: Make it a month; Jaune-Jaune can be pretty dense when it comes to women.
Ren: You’re gonna try, and make them a couple now, aren’t you.
Ren: Well then, good luck Jaune…
Kara: But, what was that bit about you wanting, Jaune’s kids?!
I would have finished this sooner if it was saved properly!
