quis ut deus? (ironic)

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

la fujoshi mexicana: te parecen bien 47 centímetros?

if you have one, tag with the "6 degrees of separation" you have with a celebrity

evil Sword perfec t way for get out of a/byss! inside very Normal and Friendly binghe get out of abyss with Evil Sword. Put Hand On Evil Sword. no problems ever with eviil sword because good Sharp and Weapon for binghe weak of big abyss. Aevil Sword yes a sword for binghe put binghe with evil sword can trust evil sword for giveing good escape to binghe. friend sword

if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

i would die alone and have my carcass be eaten by vultures before i talk to chatgpt like it's my boyfriend

Drawing porn is hard but I'm harder

Wait no

the what now.

I hate this fucking gif so much because no matter how much I look at it this guy will never get hit. he will keep on making this gay pose. I hate this guy so much. Basically I feel like that guy on the right looking at him with so much hatred in his eyes (except my fashion sense is a little better than that)

okay rohan

the real miracle is that Nie Mingjue lived long enough for someone to murder him tbh.

#pour one out for da-ge who managed to skip the bloodline curse by scorning a twink - via @ahhhnorealnamesallowed

Every thousand notes I’ll make him thiccer.

date of origin: 5th of january, 2017.

hold on i’m gonna add on to this

I FUCKING KNEW IT

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Shen Yuan is literally the epitome of liking a bad story and spending hours pacing back and forth going 'but what IF it WAS good?' and despairing over How It Is Not

#my wife recently spent 45 minutes telling me and our other wife how she doesn't like this book becauss she's so annoyed with sqq#she loves binghe and believes that he is Valid. she just thinks sqq is the stupidest motherfucker ever to draw breath.#specifically she said that if the book was just binghe she'd probably love it.#and at the end of this 45 minute tirade i just went 'some big sqq energy there babe'#and she yelled 'I KNOW' and stomped off#easily one of the funniest conversations I've maybe ever had (tags via @words-writ-in-starlight)