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This could be a proper genderbend or just Pentious dress as a girl for disguise, it's up to you.
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I don't know why I spent my free day doing this.
This could be a proper genderbend or just Pentious dress as a girl for disguise, it's up to you.

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"craving a food means your body needs something that food can offer" now what the fuck does my body need with an ice cream
it makes your brain happy! your body could use some joy too
no everyone shut up and listen. truths were said
being nonbinary and a fan of non-human creatures isn’t easy. like i’m constantly struggling with the fact that i’m both like “i wish there was more enby representation in humans” and “i’m the same gender as mewtwo and that fucking rips”
the tension between “representing NBs only as nonhuman characters is dehumanizing and othering” and “but monsters, aliens, and robots are so much cooler than humans”
Catastrophize Benedictine
idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????
'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa
THIRTY TWO??????
Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.
May I present the best apple:
the world is so big and beautiful
Yessss, the SweeTango. I don't find them as often as I'd like, but they're just the juiciness and texture to be able to bite into them, then suck out most of the juice from the apple before actually eating the thing.
(This started from me wondering how aliens might eat fruit, and escalated until I had a favourite apple to eat like a vampiric freak. #whimsy)

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is jake gyllenhaal gay??
why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this
happy pride month to this post specifically
ok well we’re bringing that back obviously
me latibulating
Abel: good times, good times Pentious: ??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?
Couldn’t find it so I made another because you’re right that it’s a crime and it’s definitely my duty to remedy it
Bugger me, but that Osgiliath scene still lives rent free in my head. It was so nice to see the two brothers As They Were, not how they lived in memory.
Also Sean Bean fly as fuck
pentious has probably built fidget toys before but he doesn’t know what fidget toys are so when anyone asks what he made he just goes “i don’t actually know because it has no functional use whatever but it’s something to fiddle with when i’m thinking i guess” and also angel steals them a lot
He would tho, especially since weapons are banned in the hotel, so what else is he supposed to use????
He'd def accidentally "invent" a fidget cube uwu

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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"
The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.
We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...
Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.
Here, take this battle shrimp. One could say you've found your knight in brining armor🦐
jurassic park has a good philosophical message but unfortunately the only thing i ever take away from watching jurassic park is "god i wish i could go to jurassic park." like yeah it's a blatantly obvious don't create the torment nexus scenario, but this torment nexus has DINOSAURS.
I mean yeah. I would totally go.
oh thank god
freaks me out just a little that when you're inside a vagina you are surrounded by pelvic bone
sex isn't real. shrink down and join me in the submarine
It’s actually a good episode if you ignore 88 minutes of it
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Cherri Bomb/Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel), Baxter & Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel), Angel Dust & Cherri Bomb (Hazbin Hotel) Characters: Cherri Bomb (Hazbin Hotel), Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel) Additional Tags: Mentioned Baxter (Hazbin Hotel), Mentioned Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel), Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Fluff and Humor, Light Angst, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Getting Together, Feelings Realization, Aromantic, Aromantic spectrum, Demiromantic Character, Demiromantic Cherri Bomb (Hazbin Hotel), Relationship Negotiation, Headcanon, Post-Season/Series 02, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, also just a hint of trans man baxter but it’s not super relevant Series: Part 6 of Once A Hazbin, Always A Hazbin Summary:
A conversation between Cherri Bomb and Sir Pentious leads to some very important realizations, and some equally important discussions about their relationship.
This is so goddamned good!