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[Image ID: Tweet from David Johnston (@/ dl_johnston) reading: Welp! *slaps knees while getting out of bed* The fresh horrors aren't going to face themselves /End ID]

‘do u have kinks’ yeah like five in my neck

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

I’m sorry my lovelies but the reason you hate yourself is because you treat you like shit. If you came up to me and then told me I was a fuck up who could never do anything right I'd fucking hate you too.

if you didn't let me go to bed until after midnight because you'd rather watch Netflix than let me rest, and then got mad at me for not being productive the next day I'd be PISSED

*sees the icon of a mutual I literally never talk to* oh look it’s my Friend

in language everything is connected. except when it isn't. but it is

This game is simultaneously the most metsback and metsover we’ve been in a while

i'd ask how the mets are blowing what was a 9 to 4 lead but it is da mets baby