k3llyb3an

I don’t wanna get involved in the drama I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened

Tumblr should never have given us polls. Everyday I have to see years-old polls cross my dash proudly proclaiming past-me's vote which I now disagree with. Let me change my vote!! I have rethought which Tetris piece is the sexiest.

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

and i really do forget that everywhere is not a safe space because i’ll see people talk about eating someone out while they’re on their period all “EUGHHHH WHY I DIDN’T KNOW ANYONE FOUND THAT HOT💀💀💀” and i’m like. wdym. what is the issue. full-on genuine confusion. question marks floating above my head

this is not that outlandish. get a GRIP❗️

belarusian should be the global lingua franca instead of english send tweet

@syrenki

well well well if it isn’t the obvious truth which i have been running away from as fast as i possibly can all this time

not to "tumblr's aging userbase" myself but getting larger bath towels has genuinely improved my life so much. i can cover my shoulders and my ass at the same time. life is beautiful.

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

They should make a mother that doesn't inspire suicidal ideation in her children

I post a lot about how fat people deserve to feel sexy and are hot, which is true, but I do also want to remind everyone that fat people should also be able to exist and be respected without being sexualised or you being attracted to them. You should respect people and treat them normally regardless of how attracted to them you are. If your activism centres purely around how much you can sexualise a marginalised group, your activism is shit, sorry