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can’t wait for whatever bullshit happens tomorrow #mybullshit

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

the absolute devastating intimacy of a forehead rest. when you are both just so tired from existing in a world that demands you to be a rigid, functional individual, and you finally collapse into each other and just lean your forehead against theirs, or against their shoulder. it’s the physical equivalent of dropping your shields. it’s saying i am entirely heavy right now, and i am trusting you to bear a piece of that weight. and the most beautiful part is that the other person doesn’t even flinch. they just adjust their stance, tuck you a little closer, and absorb the impact. we were designed to divide the burden of being alive.

i blocked one tag and my dashboard instantly became so much better oh my god

life could be a bream

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

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you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

there should be one halloween a month