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I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

what if instead of paying companies to delete our info off of databases periodically we like. idk. passed a law that said companies couldnt do that anymore. and set up some kind of task force to disband all the companies that do that. thatd be cool

many people will tell you that taking testosterone will turn you into a scary horny fat hairy wolfman. what they don’t tell you is that being a scary horny fat hairy wolfman fucking whips ass and you’ll love it

don’t care didn’t ask + you’ve projected onto this character to the point that your characterisation is unrecognisable to the source material

maybe orpheus always looks back because his very effort to reverse death means that he can't look forward. if he could look forward, he could accept eurydice's death, grieve, and keep moving in life. his refusal to accept her death is looking back. his going down to the underworld, asking hades and persephone for her life, trying to lead her out... it's all 'looking back'. he does nothing for the entire story except look back. orpheus! looks! back! it's his entire thing! the story ends the same way it begins: orpheus looked back.

*flirting* are you ever repulsed by ur desires

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?

been reposting my tumblr posts on bluesky. don't tell those chumps i'm feeding them my leftovers lmao

He’s so shy he died