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This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

I love when you’re listening to an album for the first time and you come across that one song that’s going to be your favorite.

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

My job? I’m the bat enemy in 2D games that flies at you from a diagonal angle you can’t shoot in, it’s an under appreciated role but really serves to test the player’s understanding of the mechanics leading up to harder challenges. I also receive an intense smug satisfaction when they can’t hit me.

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over