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idk but when i discover new books and music i’m just excited to be alive again. yes a bit dramatic but that’s how i feel when i discover them

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

sometimes you enjoy a piece of media that is kinda trash and you have to live with it

I absorbed my first nutrient at age 26 it’s never too late ya’ll

Please apply to our job so we can not hire you and sell your information to a third party 🥺

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

no sex before you're tumblr mutuals #abstinence

sex is between a tumblr mutual and another tumblr mutual. anything else is a SIN

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

I had dinner with my family tonight and my mom was talking about things I did as a kid and I don’t remember this but apparently they took me to a soccer game once and some grown man was picking on me and I just reached over and stuck my gum in his leg hair and kept doing what I was doing and omg I’m so sad I can’t remember doing that

Sounds like you were a very baller kid. This is hilarious omg

Genuinely makes me wish I remembered what I was like behavior wise as a child because I remember I had rampant adhd and I remember a boy trying to kiss me in 1st grade and me punching him in the face for it, so apparently I was just like that