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they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

I absolutely love ships where one character is usually serious and distant, but when they talk to that one person, their voice turns soft and gentle and is suddenly filled with fondness that they don’t show to anyone else.

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

*sits down to write a smut fic* The plot of this smut fic is that Character A believes himself abandoned by God.

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends

I'm sorry for (remembers I'm not sorry) You're welcome for all the character posting last night

torture the character some more. put her in her worst nightmare and don't let her out

we've sent 2,500 senior dogs to a six week Javascript bootcamp using the funds we raised from our ransomware operation. and that's just the beginning. starting next month every fruit will be different

my aura too cunt My blog too suicidal my fit too mid My bitch hate me

*sits up in bed, stretches, yawns* it’s another beautiful, glorious day full of opportunity a- *ominous bell toll and i am instantly replaced with a 10,000-year-old mummy sitting in the exact same pose*

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^