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This is the Carrie Fisher post of body positivity reblog for a chocolate bar from her fridge

me when i engage with something that i know is gonna piss me off: wow that pissed me off

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I don’t wanna get involved in the drama I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened

Tumblr should never have given us polls. Everyday I have to see years-old polls cross my dash proudly proclaiming past-me's vote which I now disagree with. Let me change my vote!! I have rethought which Tetris piece is the sexiest.

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

and i really do forget that everywhere is not a safe space because i’ll see people talk about eating someone out while they’re on their period all “EUGHHHH WHY I DIDN’T KNOW ANYONE FOUND THAT HOT💀💀💀” and i’m like. wdym. what is the issue. full-on genuine confusion. question marks floating above my head

this is not that outlandish. get a GRIP❗️

belarusian should be the global lingua franca instead of english send tweet

@syrenki

well well well if it isn’t the obvious truth which i have been running away from as fast as i possibly can all this time

not to "tumblr's aging userbase" myself but getting larger bath towels has genuinely improved my life so much. i can cover my shoulders and my ass at the same time. life is beautiful.