atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

generally speaking, the cooler and better your offline political activities are, the more important it becomes that you do not post about it on your personal social media acconts

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Why the fish

The fish is what makes the post rebloggable

The fish is what makes this post fuckable

happy flat fag friday

the world is a strange and wonderous place

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

a car you used to drive can also be a kind of dead wife

in my high school a few years ahead of me there was a polyamorous girl named luna who was dating a guy and a girl and the girl was named (i swear to god this is her birth name) marea. they were named moon and tide and they were lesbian lovers. i thought it was the most romantic fated thing ever as a tiny baby queer it would make me sigh in adoration. the boyfriend's name was frank