Suffering, but in a cool way

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

Posts that prove that despite about 300 thousand years of technological development, humanity at its core hasn't really changed all that much

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

i will give tiktok one concession and that is that it has spawned a comment that contains a phrase that i think of often at relevant moments: pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

Chain lightning is the best wizard spell because you hit one person with a lightning bolt and then OTHER PEOPLE also get hit by a lightning bolt. Literally no downsides to casting it in every situation possible.

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

I think the main reason most video game vampires don't really seem to gel with me I think is because I saw Ayami Kojima's castlevania art at a pretty young age so every video game vampire since then has just been terminally dripless to me since my standards were set so high right out of the gate

great job everyone lets hit the showers

Not again

World Heritage Post

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

just so you know, if you completely ignore the search feature on the website and just type "tumblr.com/search/term" into the address bar, it bypasses all of this. broken-ass website

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

its … it’s almost like it was enough to make your systems blow

*guy who has never heard of Hamilton* I don’t know why you guys are all shipping random founding fathers with each other and not Lewis and Clark who were definitely fucking in a tent every chance they got on that trip Brokeback Mountain style