our love is god

Moves a miniature version of you on my chessboard

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

is he okay

hes alright but he died

my friend told me last night that he gets girls to come back to his place by telling them “oh i can’t wait to go home and have some stew” and “i’m so hungry, good thing i have stew at home” and it’s worked every time

bro the worst part is last night i went to his place and it’s 11pm and i’m sitting there eating fucking stew like god damn it worked on me too

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

every time i make a mistake im like theyre going to put me down like a sick dog

whys king kong………..so fucking large

the bigger you are the larger you are

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

well maybe if you weren’t always on that damn barricade