“you need to start thinking about building a family” no what I need is to have the money to buy house and decorate it just like I’ve always dreamed of

they should make it easier

what?

Everything. All of it

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

when i get more active on tumblr thats how you know im getting insane again

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

jeff goldblum is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s jewish. nathan lane is the type of guy who gets mistaken for jewish because he’s gay. stanley tucci is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s a mild-mannered italian, which is jewish. seth meyers gets mistaken for jewish because of everything about him. zachary levi gets mistaken for jewish because everyone wants him dead. tom cruise gets mistaken for gay because he is.

you people aren't CASTING

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music