defy the gods.

never underestimate the power of telling yourself ‘woah calm down there edge lord’ every once in a while

I have been nothing but elusive and difficult to you and this is how you treat me

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

its so beautiful to see a coworker high as fuck on the clock