don't even joke lad.

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

asked a student what their favorite animal was today and they said “a cheetah AND a sloth” and I said “wow smart, you’ve got both ends of the speed spectrum covered!” and they looked at me like I was the only sensible adult they’d ever spoken to

ok computer show me men in pain

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

miss taking an uquiz every time i opened the tumblr app… it was an era i took for granted

people think that people who hate sports would hate sports but actually no one hates sports more than people who love sports

i do genuinely believe that the best thing that can happen to a person Creatively is to just get obsessed with some random-ass guy