your friendly neighborhood paranoid android

FABULOUS BODIES is coming JULY 7TH from nightfire publishing with MARA WILSON voicing the audiobook. PREORDER NOW BUCKAROOS

If you have more than one pet, choose the most applicable listed (ex: you have three pets named Cookie, Cream & Rocky, so you choose the “Food” option). Also, would be interested if you reblogged your pet’s name(s) in the tags and the reason why you chose it ^^

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

nepeter? i hardly know er!

Re watching Roulette after Roulette 2 and I feel like I need to remind everyone of this iconic moment and force everyone in my life to use this as a reaction image

game changer rulette 2 gifs without context

I'm obsessed with the Elizabethan ruff

This is what a good friend hangout feels like.

@zakalwe-the-ninth honestly that sounds quite fun (the existance of the shed specifically XD). I hope I am not missreading it

And if you have ever dropped a small screw while trying to hold it in place to screw it in, you will appreciate the value of magnetising the bastards.