for wheat is wheat

some octopus had 900 hours in Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and you just fuckin stole his 3DS

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

honestly getting cozy in bed is one of the top experiences one can have on this green earth

brought tiramisu to the gun fight. and we are all setting side our differences to eat. tiramisu

people make arbitrary divisions between types of gay people. party gays. steven universe gays. corporate gays. activist gays. but in actuality the borders between worlds are thin and may be traversed with ease. monday you can do poppers in a stranger's apartment, tuesday volunteer with a mutual aid group, wednesday spiral over your ex's hazbin hotel fanfiction, thursday write an essay about how your intersecting identities will make you an asset to the pharmacy profession

hi,my name is Normal About Characters and youcan always trust me to be normal about the cahracter