for wheat is wheat

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

Little freaks

Getting kicked off love island for trying to poison the men

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

DRIVIN ‘EM WILD SINCE 1242 BCE

top economists are saying today that so long as the coyote doesn't look down he will never fall

Workers should have the legal right to tell their boss to fuck off and refuse to come into work for an indefinite period of time to recover from burnout and then be able to come back to work 5 weeks later as if nothing happened.

trying to work out who would be the weak link at the fellowship garden barbecue. obviously not sam, frodo doesn't really cook but does bring a huge amount of expensive cheese and wine from bilbo's cellar so he's out. merry and pippin exceed expectations which are admittedly low. boromir and gimli bring insane quantities of meat and spend the whole time at the grill cooking it and flexing, which is befitting of these kind of things. might be legolas but i think he would bring a lot of mushrooms, herb marinades, salads etc which is a good balance which unfortunately leaves mr six pack and trail jerky aragorn son of arathorn. (gandalf arrives late with dessert)

”#I THINK op meant a modern day barbecue but I kept laughing so I drew this instead, #hope you don’t mind me jumping on your post!, #been thinking about lotr lately and this gave me an excuse to draw the fellowship”