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i think when actors need to leave a show for whatever reason but the character is important and doesnt need to be written off / writing them off would make the story worse i think they should just hire a new actor for the character but, and this is the crucial bit, hire a similar-looking actor of a different gender. Yeppp they look different bc they transitioned between seasons. Obviously

[steals your baby immediately after his birth][raises him][trains him in the ways of an ancient martial art invented by cormorant fishers in 700 ad for 13 years][enters him in a tournament][he loses in 4 rounds] ok whatever. you can have him back

I think even when you make a cartoonishly evil villain they need some form of semi-understandable motivation. Even if it’s as simplistic as wanting to make money. Like Mr. Krabs.

Perhaps it’s not wrong to make evil scientist that wants to destroy the earth with his big laser but why does he want to destroy the earth with his big laser? What’s his motivation? Is it related to grape soda or not? These are questions that need answers even if they are stupid answers.

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This is true for plenty of other things too!! When you’re learning anything that involves moving your body, don’t forget that quality of movement is more important than speed!

Slow is smooth, smooth is fast

every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event

in a fourth liners AU their rivalry would be intensely personal and of little interest to anyone else except that occasionally their apparent burning hatred for each other would come up as an amusing little piece of color commentary trivia on the broadcast. also in public and private they would be constantly chirping and needling each other about how long the other one had before they inevitably got sent back down to the farm team. the first time shane signs a three-year deal ilya’s doing another stint in the minors and shane texts him a picture of his signature on the contract. he intends it as a chirp but ilya doesn’t reply for a really long time and then just as shane’s starting to feel kind of weird/bad about it (did he cross a line? but that’s just how they always talk to each other!) ilya texts back something like congrats hollander. you work hard you deserve it which is not at ALL how they talk to each other and is so confusing shane doesn’t reply for weeks and only starts texting back again when ilya sexts him at 1am asking what jane’s wearing and demanding dick pics

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