for wheat is wheat

those posts complaining about greasy hair arent exaggerating btw, it really makes you feel like everything in your life is going wrong and falling apart. and then you shower and it turns into a normal tuesday

look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.

omg sooo true bestie! *camera pans over to reveal im talking to the silent, whithered corpse of god*

lets drink to that! *ive contorted the skeletal hand of the corpse to hold a mimosa glass*

the circus is empty, all of the monkeys are here

Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.

There's a gap in my resume because for two years I was serving ruinous powers

i don’t understand what this post is saying, why would i be leaving the theatre with uneaten turkeys. where did i get them from. what the fuck was i talking about.

You don't understand your own post?

i don’t understand anything

[ID: A notification that says: "Your resume might be missing qualifications." Below that are two red boxes with question marks that say "Research" and "Cucumber." End ID]