for wheat is wheat

It's always a knight in some fuckass brigandine nowadays 🙄😒

hey its me your immune system. looks like we caught somethin here. try sneezing real fast see if that gets rid of it. yeah no dice, huh... alright lemme try filling your lungs with fluid. no yeah i do it all the time dont worry works like a charm. hmmm... still no good... alright well just hold tight here for a minute maybe it just needs time to start working. in the mean time ill go fire up the ol' neuron cooker n see if that helps

HEY its me again. false alarm turns out it was just like pollen or somethin haha sorry i can be a little jumpy is all. ...hey man youre not lookin so good are you okay?

Im giving creepy blowjobs now & they keep telling me they want just the normal ones

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

my erotic fanfiction is more historically accurate than yours. here it claims that shes moaning 'yes,' however classical latin didn't have a word that corresponds to Modern English 'yes,' i.e. an affirmative answer to an interrogative. You could have easily avoided this glaring implausibility by allowing her to moan plus, 'more'—as exemplified in my critically acclaimed fic with an unprecedented number of kudos (eleven). I recommend that you log out of AO3 and return only after acquiring satisfactory knowledge of the subject matter.

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

3-5 turkey vultures will soon be dispatched to your location.

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

That is an excellent question that I could not even begin to answer