for wheat is wheat

(guy who hates change voice) I need everything to change

been really into the 😁 emoji lately i suppose to remind myself that there is joy to be found even in the direst of circumstances

wow this place is a freakshow. i respect literally all of you people

No longer allowed to help my dad in the garden because i picked up the shovel and he saw “a gleeful and cruel darkness in my eyes”

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

do nuns have pockets

ohhhh so THIS is the twisted fucking cycle path

what do i even want

oh yeah. to spill the blood of my enemies and stain the battlefield red

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

rosencrantz is dead, guildenstern is dead, and me I feel also not so good

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

*pointing to an american* you know that thing would eat you if you were a yummy burger, right??