for wheat is wheat

accidentally wrote “never mill yourself” like yeah i don’t think anyone would do that unless they’re wheat or perhaps a rice

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

in many ways dead senators, too, can be a gachapon

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

LINDSEY GRAHAM????

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

this summer we WALK IN A RANDOM DIRECTION and NEVER STOP

an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body

pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee