Study: People with faster chair-sitting reflexes are more likely to win musical chairs.
Progressive VSPs: This proves that we need to heavily invest in reflex-enhancing early childhood education for underserved populations. We also need rigorous embryo screening programs and discard any embryos that might be born with below-average chair-sitting reflexes. This way, we can build a perfect society where everyone wins musical chairs!
Right-Wing Strongman Dictator: I don't need reflexes. **shoots all the other competitors and sprawls across the chairs**
Progressive VSPs: This dangerous anti-reflexism proves the necessity of our approach.
Disability Liberationists: First of all, that's just eugenics. You just reinvented eugenics. Second, your training regime is cruel to children. Third and most importantly, musical chairs is designed to have only one winner, no matter how much you improve people's reflexes. If you want everyone to win, you need to abolish musical chairs entirely and switch to a cooperative game instead.
Progressive VSPs: So what you're saying is, you're on the same side as the Right-Wing Strongman Dictator.

























