Nothing but hair and pencils

you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it

girl help there's people on this post who can't actually read my text

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

all I choose to remember about middle school is how I rejected my unconscious desire to become goth and how that ruined my life

sometimes people go "isn't it hard having a rockin' set of cans and also an ass that won't quit?" and i have to go "yes. it is. thank you for seeing my struggle".

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit